+22 Someone out there is the mosquito slapping world champion and they don't even know it. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Mosquito burgers? Is that a thing?

by Lucky-Bend-5825 2 weeks ago

Yeah but it sucks.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Some mosquito out there is the human-biting world champion and it doesn't know about it either.

by kylalakin 2 weeks ago

I can catch a mosquito in the air using one hand without needing to slap it.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Me too. And then I opened my hand to see if I caught it and he escaped. Now I squeeze and crush. With practice I can now grab house flies too. I'm working my way up to horse and dear flies.

by Professional_Bet249 2 weeks ago

That's my way of catching them; normally something in one hand, and catch with the other

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

I could be a candidate, i love smacking thoose blood sucking vampire bugs back to the stone age! Maybe im not a candidate, i just take much pleasure in killing them..

by Lucky-Bend-5825 2 weeks ago

It's that asian guy catching them with chopsticks, he has a short one episode show about it.

by Forsaken-Row 2 weeks ago

Is the champion defined by how fast they slap or their kill to slap ratio?

by oadams 2 weeks ago

I am, but i don't think it is cool to brag about genocide

by SoggyBuy 2 weeks ago

I got 13 in 30 min. two days ago at my parents house, installed nets the next day :-)

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

They know

by Flat-Interaction 2 weeks ago