+35 Typos, slang, and digital shorthand are totally fine, but incorrect homophones make you look much less intelligent. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Inch resting take.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

as an unpopular take, he really suck seeded

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Once broke up with someone because they always asked me "what are you up too?"

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

I still don't understand how people still screw up there, their, and they're. I just saw another example of this earlier tonight. My one Grammer pet peeve is people who have a pet peeve with the word literally. If you investigate, you will find that using the word literally as a gross exaggeration is perfectly acceptable.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

It is only "perfectly acceptable" now because it was misused so much it became an accepted definition.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Literally 1984

by Schneiderkathry 2 weeks ago

Somewhere like here, IDGAF about it. We are anonymous aliens anyway.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Yeah i dont really care on the internet, I have no reason to hold an opinion on anonymous randos. However when I see someone responsible for RUNNING THE COUNTRY use the wrong word right there in official communication I start to ask whether they're really qualified for their job. I mean, I just used 3 in the last sentence, is it really that hard?

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

*Anyway. The word 'Any' appears within the word, so there is no need to pluralize it.

by CollectionMuch 2 weeks ago

Yea, if it's gibberish then there's no need to pull it a cypher to understand it, but if it's something common like to or too (phones don't help it much), then are you going to question the competency of that person?

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

wtf is a homophone

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Words that sound the same but are spelled differently

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Which witch is which witch? Do you see the sea? Their Uncle? They're over there. Us two must not fly too close to the sun, my son. (Daedalus to Icarus lmao).

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

It's your basic phone except it is covered in glitter and rhinestones. And its' got some AI features so whatever number you dial whoever answers it sounds like a can of canned beans and excitement being opened. Helloooo it's a fabulous morning. How may I help yoooou? I'll just sing to myself as I wait for you to respond dearie. There's a blue bird on my shoulder. Like a feather on a boulder. If you make a little whoopsie with big old poopsie that's just fine. Because you're mine. My bird, my bird valentine. Bird valeeeeentinnnnnne. So if you ever want to be greeted like that you need a homophone.

by CautiousBug 2 weeks ago

Some people will disagree. Oh it doesn't mean that at all. You're crazy. But I'm super into underdog synonyms.

by CautiousBug 2 weeks ago

iphone

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Their there they're

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Using slang makes you sound stupid too

by Comfortable_Boss 2 weeks ago