+49 All dildos attached to floors or walls during an earthquake become tectonically powered vibrators, amirite?

by Upper_Reality187 1 week ago

Powered by the planet itself. Might cause some little earthquakes of their own.

by Ewyman 1 week ago

Now that's a hilarious mental image

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Lol, you've just 'tectonically' made my day.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

My cock is tectonically powered because it can rock your world. Cute guys only.

by Anonymous 1 week ago