Giver of a blowjob trusts an awfully lot on the receivers daily hygiene routine, amirite?

I don't think there's any trust involved here. Sight and smell provide the proof.

by Jaded-Amoeba-3707 1 week ago

One time I was about to go down on a girl and I was doing the kissing as you go down thing, but I got one whiff and played it off as just a tease and started kissing right back up

by wilber42 1 week ago

Thank you for being mature about the whole thing. I suffer from that and I've had guys who were grossed out by it. I was like yeah, well, see if your bits are in order after pushing out a baby lol. Thanks for being cool about it.

by hahnfausto 1 week ago

Maybe I've just never smelled bad pussy or I am used to it? Is it foul? Pussy smells like pussy. Sure some have more aroma than others…but it's still smells like poon

by ihackett 1 week ago

You can tell the difference between general day smell and total stank. If it makes you recoil then you know.

by Awkward_Law 1 week ago

Recoil is where it's at lolol. The odor can be nauseating beyond anything a regular person smells.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'm going to start using that, general day smell and total stank lol. I don't know why it was funny to me but it was.

by hahnfausto 1 week ago

It's more about doing a bad job wiping (or I guess incontinence) than it is about the natural smell lol

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Are you a goose sir?

by Maverick43 1 week ago

It really isn't. I'm honestly a little sad my current gfs pussy smells like nothing. But I like the way a typical pussy smells.

by Bradford22 1 week ago

Have no smell or taste at all would probs weird me out more tbh xD

by Awkward_Law 1 week ago

Dude bad pussy smells like fish. Poons dont need harpoons.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It actually does smell like fish. It's quite gross. Sometimes it takes days for the smell to come off your finger.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Are you people not washing your hands?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Purell works. Coconut oil (tastes off the smell of garlic) also works.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Rub your hands all over stainless steel. Then hit them with some lemon juice and then wash it all off with soapy water. Does the trick for me

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Gasoline?

by Glittering-System-70 1 week ago

I was desperate and the smell made me dry heave.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's exactly why I went thru such measures to get the smell off. I could smell it all the time and was afraid others could too. Luckily it's never happened again with anyone else.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Same experience here. Used paint remover and still couldn't get the smell off you're not alone 🫡

by bridie52 1 week ago

Somebody call the Guinness World Record people!

by Nienowjessie 1 week ago

That's BV, not what pussy naturally smells like.

by kautzereleanora 1 week ago

Lol i ate some sus puss waaaaay back and that smell stayed in my mustache for like 2 weeks!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Sus puss…. I wish I was younger just so I could use this term

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Well objectively speaking a healthy one should smell Mildly like Yoghurt and a little bit sour, do to the presence of Lactic Acid. Fish smell is NOT normal and should be checked for vaginosis, pH imbalances or terrible hygiene in general.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Good puss smells like the heat from the back of a game console

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It's so bad you will remember the smell for days or weeks...

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I use that moment to reflect on what it must have been like for our ancestors, before the invention of hygiene products. I am not about to be upstaged by a bunch of cavemen. Into the breach, dear friends.

by Pure_Photograph 1 week ago

Cry havoc, and let sniff the dogs of ew

by paula94 1 week ago

Yepp, been there. As much as you want to say something, you know it'll result in the end of the encounter so you stay quiet.

by Mundane_Resident 1 week ago

User name kinda checks out

by Emergency-Swimmer730 1 week ago

And taste

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That may be too late

by Suspicious_Bus_2781 1 week ago

Way too late.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Oh so what no taste test? No sampling before buying?

by Samantha11 1 week ago

Teacher: use the word "dictate" in a sentence. Buckwheat: Darla how my dictate?

by Pure_Exit6724 1 week ago

You pay for that?

by Suspicious_Bus_2781 1 week ago

Never too late. Consent is a continuous process.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The point is not consent but that you had the stinky already in your mouth.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I like to put my ear up to it and see if I can hear the ocean.

by Virgieschneider 1 week ago

⚰️

by arickuhlman 1 week ago

Yea by then though you've already given at least part of the blow job lol

by eltonkuphal 1 week ago

How does a dick taste like? Soap, if you are lucky.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

There's better flavours than soap

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I like to tuck jalopeno slices under my foreskin to spice things up a bit

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Just coat your junk in tiger balm

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Cheese 🧀🤤

by Clemmiebechtela 1 week ago

Delete it. Do it now.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Brotha eugh

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It can taste like musty funk if it isn't kept clean! Kind of like the way sweaty toes smell. You boys can be nasty too.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Intimate Wash 4 Men is a necessity for my hygiene regime.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I mean, more the taste of skin or the natural flavor of human anatomy. Soap tastes pretty bad.

by eschumm 1 week ago

As a receiver I put a lot of trust in my dick not being bitten off

by InternationalMud5392 1 week ago

The person on the other side is there because they want to suck a dick. No one has ever got their dick bit off before at one

by Schroederhassan 1 week ago

And this is where the story will end, please and thank you.

by lincoln29 1 week ago

That's not a Thing. Food Poisoning, or more accurately 'fecal contamination' which can have long term effects, or even short term, that feels like food poisoning; diarrhea, vomiting, cramps and lethargy. This is more likely what happened.

by tressapaucek 1 week ago

Also, being ill from food poisoning can "flush" your gut bacteria and cause lactose intolerance.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I would certainly hope not that it's not a thing

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It's still someone sticking a tongue inside someone's fart box and guzzling the forbidden fudge sludge

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The what now

by Rolfsonjodie 1 week ago

Hello there

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The fromunda blend.

by Bayerlanden 1 week ago

Please, go on.

by Overall_Aardvark6486 1 week ago

It's more the suckee puts a lot of trust in the sucker not to do anything crazy whilst they have their dick in his or her mouth.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It would be true for Std, especially herpes, because it doesn't have to be visibly apparent.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

No no no, sight and smell can deceive. Then, you only have taste left, and as someone who has sucked d*cks... I got a bad one one time. It was the worst thing I've ever tasted to this day, and I am 36. It was hiding under the head on an uncircumcised ex-boyfriend that was super hygenic in every other respect, but was using a body wash sponge thing instead of a rag and actually scrubbing the skin with a rag. Please use rags men, and if you happen to be uncircumcised or have extra skin, clean up under your folds. The fate of your blowjob life depends on this. Sincerely, Scarred for life

by PlatformFirm 1 week ago

Works the other way too. She could bite your dick off

by Anonymous 1 week ago

"What did you expect? It felt like a sausage."

by Anonymous 1 week ago

no

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Ok I'll bite (hah)... what kind of sausage?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Blood sausage

by Ricksmitham 1 week ago

Little smokey

by Hungry_Time5485 1 week ago

Ugh, that joke was the wurst

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Weiner

by Anonymous 1 week ago

So you gained a scratched up ween, trust issues, and u still appreciate the experience?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You can only trust vegans/vegetarians.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I had a vegan tell me she wouldn't swallow unless I was vegan because then it would count against her as eating vegan.

by sarina21 1 week ago

So you went vegan right? 🤣

by goodwinmarian 1 week ago

I wonder what pro-life activist's would say to that

by leffertz 1 week ago

To spit would be to waste thousands of lives

by Anonymous 1 week ago

But to swallow would be some sort of cannibalism

by leffertz 1 week ago

"Take my most valu-able sensitivity possesion on my body and place it in hole in you that is owning many many objekts for crunching and destruktion."

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Or he 😈

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Kinky

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Or he

by Euphoric-Finish6547 1 week ago

Might only be 4 inches. But it smells like a foot ;)

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You sent me into a coughing fit with that one, thank you LMAO

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I should call him

by Local-Coconut3829 1 week ago

Ah that's disgusting

by Gudrunprohaska 1 week ago

If you're receiving a BJ. , you should be presentable enough to deserve it..

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's great if you schedule out your sexy times in advance. Sometimes things happen spontaneously. If you just spent 5 hours dancing with someone before going home with them, then neither of you are probably going to smell too good.

by Ok-Throat 1 week ago

It's difficult enough to receive one. I try not to provide any excuses to refuse. Keep it clean and trimmed.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Why? I braid my jungle and decorate it with beads

by Vivien73 1 week ago

I give mine dreads fr

by Ok-Unit 1 week ago

Never sucking a dick if it isn't washed first

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Never receiving unless it's washed first.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Most isnt

by Anonymous 1 week ago

What do you mean? The ball sweat adds flavor

by InternationalMud5392 1 week ago

It's got electrolytes! It's what plants consenting adults crave!

by Simonisdorothea 1 week ago

As in immediately washed prior to the act or washed sometimes that day?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Your wife is a smart lady

by Anonymous 1 week ago

His wife sucks

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I have the same rule regarding eating her ass.

by Alarmed-Category5240 1 week ago

For me yep

by Anonymous 1 week ago

"-and I fight crime in a rubber suit. Really seals in the flavor!"

by baufderhar 1 week ago

This goes for cunnilingis as well

by conroynorwood 1 week ago

Receiver has an awful lot of trust that their partner isn't a cannibal.

by Present-Bee5903 1 week ago

Most people have a decent idea of someone's personal hygiene before employing their mouth on them.

by Cullen13 1 week ago

Depends who you know, I guess…

by Salty-Gazelle 1 week ago

Only the ones who don't care about daily hygiene. The rest of us have standards.

by Lemkebonnie 1 week ago

Always has been

by Vivien73 1 week ago

🌏👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀

by NoSquirrel6290 1 week ago

Facts

by Apprehensive-Bed464 1 week ago

If you can't gag the with the size gag them with the smell?

by Blaise21 1 week ago

Receiver trusts they won't bite.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Trust my ass, if you're getting your dick sucked give it a courtesy wash, some non scented soap and water, although I get it can be a challenge as they don't exactly make dick sinks, but maybe that's what we need as a country, dick sinks.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Reverse is also true

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I had a gal once come over and she offered to suck me off.. Asked her to give me a moment while I washed in the bathroom. She was dumbfounded, she was like: "What!?" And then I explained it to her, I was asking her if she could give me a minute to wash it (my dick) for her, 'cause it was late and I had sweat from the whole day and the tip had urine from going to the bathroom all day. She, still confused, said OK. I made it clean for her, and she got started, then let out a loud moan and said "OMG your dick tastes so good it's almost sweet I love the taste of it" Poor gal had been sucking dirty idiots her whole life, I felt really really bad for her. Still smashed though ;)

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Spunds like a win win. Good job!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Tell us you don't bathe without telling us you doing bathe

by Anonymous 1 week ago

One time when i went down on a woman i got a infection in my mouth. But that's part of living, i didn't die so i'm fine.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Well they do say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger..

by Anonymous 1 week ago

receiver of a blowjob trusts an awfully lot on the givers not to bite their dick off

by AlarmingReference267 1 week ago

Or they just don't care. Some might actually have a thing for dirty dicks.

by Mrazosborne 1 week ago

dude what

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Generally speaking, you put a lot of trust in the person you share any sexual relationship with.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You are putting your sausage in a mouth, so I'd say other side trusts even more

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The receiver of a blowjob literally have sharp teeth capable of permanently removing their penis wrapped around it. One bite and it's off. Chew it up, gone forever.

by GasInternational621 1 week ago

I ask, would a woman who didn't like the taste of the cock, like to chew it off, what she would rather try is to get away from it and remove it from her mouth. So if the cock doesn't taste nice, your cock will be saved and if it tastes too nice there are chances she will bite it off.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Not as much as going down on 🐈

by deborah41 1 week ago

Does it take more efforts to maintain a hygienic pussy than a dick ?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You tell me … is it easier to clean the stick shift knob or the or gap between the seat and center console ?

by deborah41 1 week ago

Dang , now that's a metaphorical picturization that lead me thinking deep...

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Last I checked, the gap in your car seat didn't have vaginal flora and secretions to keep itself clean with.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Username checks out

by Xtrantow 1 week ago

define clean. The secretions and their smell/taste after hours of walking around is exactly what people are trying to avoid…even if its "natural"

by wardtrisha 1 week ago

It also doesn't bleed once a month, though. Unless the car is haunted, but that's a different problem.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Check again

by Sufficient-Creme 1 week ago

Two words that exude cleanliness. ….. flora and secretions. 😂

by deborah41 1 week ago

My piercer says that piercing a vagina is more grim than a penis because of the amount of women who don't actually clean down there, I was surprised by this

by PublicHorror9909 1 week ago

That's grim af 🤢

by PublicHorror9909 1 week ago

It's like dudes that won't actually make physical contact with their assholes to wash because touching a butthole would be gay. Dead serious this is a thing. Lots of dudes just let the water run down and take care of it.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Oh nah that's nasty, got to clean the bum hole, there's some filthy people about I swear

by PublicHorror9909 1 week ago

Yes, and the results of a lack of hygiene are generally more catastrophic

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I don't know if the Wordplay on Cat-astrophic was intentional, but I've been a victim of that ..

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Pussy-strophic.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You could even say Cat-ass-trophic

by Kelton44 1 week ago

keep a pack of baby wipes in your bathroom.

by Leola77 1 week ago

Intimacy is always about trust in some way or another

by Zealousideal-Dust 1 week ago

The receiver of the blowjob trusts the giver an awful lot to put their favorite part into something that's typically used to mash whole foods into an unrecognizable paste.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I have contamination ocd and I have to clean my partners genitals myself before I can give head. It's not nearly as sexy as it sounds.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

If I think there is even the smallest chance of having my dick sucked by my wife I go to the toilet and clean it. Just good manors

by Reidkuhn 1 week ago

Or everyone could have standards and wash up before anything. I don't understand why it always has to be a spontaneous scenario.

by Anonymous 1 week ago