Mom and Dad were right, it really do be that damn phone. amirite?

You typed this on your phone

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Eat some grass every day and you'll always be touching it. Work smarter, not harder

by Due_Neighborhood 1 week ago

smoke some grass too also let's start calling weed "grass" again lol

by Shintz 1 week ago

Mooooo

by ona38 1 week ago

@killi0nairegrindset

by Odickens 1 week ago

Some may even suggest that hes the goat

by Old-Solid2476 1 week ago

You learned the term "touch grass" from reading it in your phone.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

But you typed that on your phone as well.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

On their damn phone

by Anonymous 1 week ago

He's just using the phones to destroy the phones

by Anonymous 1 week ago

He tried typing on the grass but it didn't work

by Anonymous 1 week ago

A sacrifice was needed

by Wilfridterry 1 week ago

I don't see any capital letters (outside of the title), which the phone does for you, therefore I reckon he did this on a computer! Even more sinful I dare say!

by Hopeful_Hope5426 1 week ago

Go on

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I read this with my finger on the close button and first thing I did after finishing the paragraph was scroll.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

But where will I learn all my useless fun facts I tell people all the time?!

by Lew95 1 week ago

Turns out most old people don't hate us they're just autistic too and have even less help with it

by Josephinecrona 1 week ago

i have nothing else to do

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Phones and TV have drastically changed in the last 10 years. They are being designed to keep your attention with dopamine hits and becomes addictive to get you to spend more money. I'm looking into only using my phone during work and getting a dumb phone for outside of work to get my attention span and focus ability back. Protect your brain and mind

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Sent from my iPhone.

by This_Nectarine 1 week ago

iPhonn

by Past-Confection 1 week ago

ifhon

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That sentence halved my IQ

by Anonymous 1 week ago

so still 0? jokes asside you really set us up for that one.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Hilarious, now tell us more about your struggles with spelling 5 letter words

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Is this what dyslexia feels like?

by Acrobatic-Brick 1 week ago

Yea definitely touch some "grass" maybe smoke it too ;)

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It's only 7am. Oh what the hell why not

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It's 4:30pm here

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Cut a blok of grass and bring it yo your room

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Buy a grass phone case

by NaturalAd 1 week ago

Genius. Now you can be glued to your phone and touch grass at the same time. Dimensions ahead

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Except that it is a popular opinion

by Curious-Monk-359 1 week ago

"To be is to do"—Socrates. "To do is to be"—Jean-Paul Sartre. "Do be do be do"—Frank Sinatra.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Now that is a response I like!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

My phone doesn't do any of those things if I don't want it to. It was you

by Same_Candle 1 week ago

I set limit on my phonetime for 1 hour suddenly life is worth living again

by Molliewiegand 1 week ago

Did u touch real grass or that lawn grown neatly cut grass ?

by Livid-Heart 1 week ago

At the same time it's a good idea to let people do something useless. It seems paradoxical, but uselessness is one of the best teachers. The reason why a fair amount of adults are living life to the fullest is precisely because the have experienced the uselessness of wasting time in their teenage years. The absence of something creates a void. This void is however still "something".

by Rocioturcotte 1 week ago

Nobody is holding a gun to your head forcing you to use your phone. If you're feeling useless because of a tool, the problem doesn't even start or end with the phone.

by Marvinlou 1 week ago

People don't think it be like it do, but it is.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It do be people lacking self control and using that free will we all have.

by brekkeadrianna 1 week ago

It do be like that 🙂‍↕️🫠

by Anonymous 1 week ago

these psyops are really getting out of control

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Something tells me lack of schooling "done been" part of it too

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Fr right now i have to touch the grass my screen time is 13hrs and yet the day is not over

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Took OP's advice and tried to touch grass Saw a bug Back to the virtual world for me

by kgaylord 1 week ago

When I was a kid this wasn't the case (or at least not for me) But sadly it is the case now but do people even say that anymore?

by Money_Afternoon291 1 week ago

tell that to mom and dad who do it just as often as younger people these days

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I gave a months notice at my job almost a month ago as Sous chef at a casino. And bit by bit day by day I'm less and less waiting on my phone. It's freaking liberating to just sit my phone down on my day off for a few hours and not even think about it.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'm reading this while at the zoo. Checkmate.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I touched rocks at like 10k elevation 2 days ago, I got my fix.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Super glad that worked for you. 💜 Please don't force what works for you on others. Because it doesn't work for them, it becomes more discouraging to even try.

by johann80 1 week ago

Y'all just now figuring this out?

by MeanIdea9971 1 week ago

If all technology shut down at this moment, I feel like majority of Gen Z would commit suicide lol. Half these kids don't know how to read and write. I seen a 3 year old scrolling through a IPAD…All they use is this 📲. And feel like they know more than anyone in the world. Indeed they do have that info in their hand, but they couldn't survive long without it. Also people it's a SMARTPHONE for a reason. I'll let you come up with your own conclusion on that

by MeanIdea9971 1 week ago

Touching Grass without its consent may result in a lawsuit. I'm calling her to check that she's ok.

by Purdyunique 1 week ago

I spent all day yesterday touching grass and mud doing yard work, and I'm gonna be doing it again this afternoon. I'm ready to touch some glass instead.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'm so tired of seeing people blame inanimate objects for their own lack of self-control. Your phone isn't some evil artifact that's siphoning your soul from you. If you want to lay blame, lay it on your social media habits. That's where most of the negativity comes from. A phone is just a device. Fix yourself.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

or maybe it's cos U watch gore videos 😬

by Anonymous 1 week ago

its OK bro, no need to cope because you like touching grass. abnormal attractions are a real thing

by Anonymous 1 week ago

This is ableist and mean to people struggling with addiction

by Anonymous 1 week ago