+40 By all logic, a curly hair in your food is almost definitely a beard hair. But we will always assume it's a pube first and can't get that out of our heads once we see it. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Who the hell is assuming hair in your food is pubic?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Beard hair really only starts growing when one goes through puberty. So they is pubes Bruvva

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You is stupid brother

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Absolutely my dude

by Anonymous 1 week ago

🤣🤣🤣 What is this conversation

by ManyLongjumping 1 week ago

I don't know, buddy

by Anonymous 1 week ago

public

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Well spotted typo 🤣

by Delicious_Papaya4208 1 week ago

My own hair on my head is just as curly as pubic hair

by Anonymous 1 week ago

So you're saying you have pubic hair on your head? 👍

by malachilakin 1 week ago

Afro textured hair dumbass

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Did you forget hair on people's head can be curly?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Nobody assumes it's pubic but you. I assume it's from my dog.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

By the laws of probability, there is a good chance that beard hair has been rubbed against pubic hair. Its pubes by association

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You sure are using "we" liberally.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It very easily could be a chest hair

by Few-Succotash-3221 1 week ago

Beard hair is the pubes of the face.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I feel like "we always assume" might be misattributed over-statement

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I've never assumed it was a pubic hair. Why would you?

by georgiannarunte 1 week ago

Hair and food have a weird association. Like, if there's hair in your food, then the hair is gross... But if there's food in your hair, then it's the food that's gross.

by Delicious_Papaya4208 1 week ago

What's this "we" business? I'm pretty sure OP is the only one who immediately leaps to the assumption is pubic hair any time they see a curly hair.

by Mike44 1 week ago

You have mispelled "I".

by auersantiago 1 week ago

Chin pubes are still pubes.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I can assure you, some % ARE pubes.

by After-Metal 1 week ago

Arm -> chest -> leg -> pubs. That's my assumed order of likelihood.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Doesn't matter where it came from, it's still gross.

by ImpossiblePrice3091 1 week ago

Cant believe Im saying this but you actually proving that OPs assumptions would be correct cause it technically could still be yours, yuck...

by Augustine78 1 week ago

those of us who have watched waiting... 🤢🤢

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Who's beard hair is curly?

by skyezemlak 1 week ago

IF your cook and server are women, why would you make that assumption?

by Anonymous 1 week ago