+19 A women appreciates receiving a live plant such as flowers right after you've killed it but that doesn't work so well with insects, reptiles, birds or animals. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Woman here. I like live plants, they are all over my house. Not killed ones (note: clipping a flower does not necessarily "kill" the plant). And I've yet to meet a "man" who would appreciate me presenting him with a dead insect, reptile, bird or animal either :)

by CommunicationBig 1 week ago

A dead reptile sounds impressive as hell . Surely ," Honey I just decapitated a baby dragon for you" is a pickup line that would work on most guys ?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I have a few dead bees in my personal museum and I'm open to receiving more unless deliberately killed. Not live bees though.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

What about hunting and fishing? If a women gave me a freshly killed fish or animal and said guess what's for dinner I'd welcome that

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Cats seem to still be really popular with women despite only delivering the latter.

by PhotographBorn 1 week ago

What is their secret? I have tried scratching for fun, dropping things off tables, bringing them dead creatures and randomly sitting on their faces as they sleep but women just dont like me :(

by Lonely-Care 1 week ago

what about Shrek and Fiona fool

by Anonymous 1 week ago

also really depends if you season it right and dont over cook whatever you kill

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You date the wrong people

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You haven't been trying hard enough. You can't just squish ants into to a piece of chocolate. Any more than you'd give her a handful of grass as a bouquet. Tie a snake around her wrist in a strangling bracelet. Or make her tick earrings or something.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Tick earrings ! 😂 I like your creativity

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I love my cat and he has never brought me flowers…

by Boyerwalton 1 week ago

I dont know, I think some lizards like dead plants.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

a) Depends on the woman. b) Preparation and presentation matter. I don't imagine many people would respond especially well to a decapitated rose no matter what you do with it, but a decapitated chicken is the first step in a tasty meal you've made for her.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Woman here I do not like plants/flowers. Id much rather a video game/cat/dog lol

by mmorissette 1 week ago

So give her the animal right before killing it. Noted. (This is a [dark] joke)

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Not true woman love fur coats. Dream catchers with feathers.. Leather purses etc etc

by Able-Exchange 1 week ago