+40 We apply deodorant under our armpits but not for our crotch, although it can get way sweatier and smellier, amirite?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Idk about where you live, but here most people's noses day-to-day aren't near crotch level.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Sounds like you're missing out

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Indeed!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Not if you hunt truffles for a living

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Truffle butter maybe

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The problem is that, when they are, you don't want it to taste like deodorant.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Smells like you're missing out*

by Global-Wrongdoer 1 week ago

Then you're going to the wrong parties

by Educational_Deal 1 week ago

Nobody invites me 🥺

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Do you deodorant your junk?

by Educational_Deal 1 week ago

Nah. But if I had a big party comin' up I'd probably Febreze the hell out of it.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You gotta febreze the hell out of it in order to get febrezed to the party

by zkassulke 1 week ago

Axe body spray is also a hit with the ladies

by Fluffy-Vehicle1576 1 week ago

Dave, if you old spice your genitals and make ralph puke again you will get a penalty,

by VegetableAdeptness 1 week ago

Me in my senior year of high school when someone finally invited me to a party and I got wasted, someone said "Whoa waitthissucks, I didn't know you drank alcohol! Never seen you at a party before so I assumed you were just a straight edge goody two shoes!" And I was like, "I do drink, but this was the first time anyone ever invited me to a party 😭" And then later in my yearbook some guy who rode the bus with me wrote "I don't know you too well but I hear you're a goody two shoes. Don't let anyone get you down because that's not a bad thing! You have your head in the right place." Sorry this is only mildly relevant but I just had a rush of memories. I was a very quiet kid in school.

by Educational-Case 1 week ago

Ngl I read that as panties not parties. 😂

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It's your funeral 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Absolute worst part about being tall, everyone is at armpit level.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I would say that is the worst part about being short, we're the ones who have to smell it haha

by Scared_Astronomer_81 1 week ago

*best part

by Ok_Passion5609 1 week ago

Yuuuup. That and the back pain 😂

by Anonymous 1 week ago

And not fitting nicely on airplane seats, bus seats…

by Previous_Mistake 1 week ago

Or if you're tall enough or they're short enough, dick level!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

True story, there was a girl in my high school nicknamed Sads. Not because her name was Sadie or something. No. It's an acronym. Suck A Dick Standing

by Judd66 1 week ago

Yes, but warm air rises, so do smells.

by garett40 1 week ago

Idk I just fart to cover it up.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's a pro life hack!

by garett40 1 week ago

This is the way.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

And blame it all on the dog.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It's not the fart that smells, it's the asshole

by Anonymous 1 week ago

not with that attitude

by Different_Ant_8305 1 week ago

Reminds of the short guy who married the tall woman. When they're toe to toe his nose is in it. And when they're nose to nose his toes are in it.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Idk sounds a little fishy

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Unless OP is working with dwarfs

by Fit-Growth-7185 1 week ago

Also speak for yourself my crotch doesn't get as sweaty and smelly as my armpits this dude might have a medical condition.

by Wilberhudson 1 week ago

Where is that? I want to move there!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Sounds like an instant marketing classic. It works for abortion and war and gun control so you know it'll work for genital deodorant. Think about the children.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Lol As a matter of fact I was having a conversation with someone about deodorant and it just popped in my mind :)

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The best kind

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Don't drop the soap

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Umm yeah surrre

by Anonymous 1 week ago

total body deoderant is a thing, aparently a thing you have not encountered, but it does exist.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

A lot of podcast commercials from secret lately about powdering pussy.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The commercials have been everywhere recently. Every company is coming out with full body deodorant, and they make sure that everyone knows to use it on your balls

by Anonymous 1 week ago

This is one of those commercials

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I wouldn't say it's exactly commonplace, though. You might find one total body deodorant brand in the shelves at the local Walmart, or whatever store, if you're lucky. It's not something you just come across, unless you're looking for it, I feel like.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

If you wash an area enough it won't sweat?

by Runolfssonlucil 1 week ago

This sentence makes zero sense

by Material_Bison 1 week ago

What? No matter how you wash your genitals they can still sweat during the day.

by Runolfssonlucil 1 week ago

Oh yeah that's what I'm thinking. The way you worded it was confusing

by Material_Bison 1 week ago

ah ok

by Runolfssonlucil 1 week ago

Even though you're not wrong, do I still need to apply deodorant to my armpits if I wash them better?

by garett40 1 week ago

Crotch is another name for legpit

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Knees are just leg weenis'...

by Anonymous 1 week ago

No. The inside of knees are bowels - the opposite of elbows.

by Local_Concept8237 1 week ago

Weenis = outside of elbow. Wegina = inside of elbow. Kneenis = outside of knee. Kneegina = inside of knee.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The wenis is a dance everybody is a genius who knows it in advance

by Douglasgeorge 1 week ago

These are great lol

by Anonymous 1 week ago

A kneesis, if you ill.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Kneenis

by Accomplished-Peak 1 week ago

That's the legbow

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Is this just a Lume ad trying to disguise itself?? Nice try.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Ironically a common advertising technique these days is to "start a conversation" on social media about a need that your product happens to address.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That irony was not lost on me, lol.

by Upstairs_Diamond4112 1 week ago

I was thinking Native, because they are almost every ad I see on YT these days.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I get Lume all the time on PlutoTV, I put it on the background during the day while I'm working and on some channels they air it every commercial break.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

OP didn't mention a brand. You did ...

by Ornery-Ad-6090 1 week ago

Ask me about my centaur fetish.

by Dayneraynor 1 week ago

PUT IT ON YOUR UNDERBOOB. OR PUT IT ON YOUR STINKY CROTCH. gets waaaaay too close to camera for comfort

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Body deodorant is a huge thing on the market right now.

by Many-Abrocoma 1 week ago

It's big because it means deodorant manufacturers can sell more product

by maximilian90 1 week ago

If it means people stink less then I hope they sell tons of it.

by Sure-State4603 1 week ago

A lot of the stench also comes from prolonged moisture providing an excellent breeding grounds for all kinds of microorganisms that don't smell great. If you can wipe away your sweat or change clothes regularly enough to keep the moisture from hanging on long enough for those goobers to breed, you can keep from smelling like ass a lot of the time. One reason why I'm trying to slowly switch from t-shirts to muscle shirts or tanks. Having that fabric all up in my pits guarantees I'll smell horrible after just a cup of coffee or some light activity.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Can't you see? It's all a conspiracy by big Pharma to make us stink less. Those bastards!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

My body is the only place I've ever worn deodorant

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Which is why this smells like viral marketing, even if they didnt name a product

by providenci24 1 week ago

Yea... Most of the products being sold are being pushed by brands owned by the same few megacorps that own the world (Unilever, P&G, J&J). They dont care which brand you start buying, just that you are buying another one of their products

by Remarkable-Rub-3248 1 week ago

I put deodorant on my balls one time. One time! Never again! The alcohol in it burned like fire. Powder antiperspirant is probably OK, but I don't want to risk it.

by Ufriesen 1 week ago

I made the mistake of using AXE… I wished I didn't have to go to school that day

by LeastWealth2643 1 week ago

I use axe on my balls. But not the spray. The roll on. We call it lynx here

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I used axe on my balls. But not the roll on. The tool.

by Murazikdeanna 1 week ago

Why on your balls though? I mean they don't sweat, right? I sometimes put deodorant in between my legs and balls

by Runolfssonlucil 1 week ago

I was 13.

by Ufriesen 1 week ago

Thats a fair reason for just about anything.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Probably the same reason we have stories of people putting icyhot on their balls.

by MathematicianTall994 1 week ago

They aren't supposed to sweat? Do I need to see a doctor? It doesn't take me five minutes of standing still in a humid area to start drowning in ball soup.

by Creative-Reply 1 week ago

Of course they sweat, it's skin, that's how skin works

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Idk about the other guy, but I did it because I was getting late for a party and realized I had ants in my underwear when they started biting my balls. In my hurry, I sprayed deoderant down there thinking it would kill the ants. Boy was I wrong.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'm pretty sure that's a recipe for yeast infections. At least for women.. and if you're a man that has sex with women, please don't haha!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

But how else am I gonna get that extra tangy sourdough bread?

by ConsciousEye 1 week ago

Mmm pussy bread

by Anonymous 1 week ago

There was actually a woman who made bread with her minge yeast. Go throw up now.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Exactly! Don't put deodorant on the crotch! Just watch the crotch and drink plenty of water and should not stink lol

by Small-Paramedic 1 week ago

Just watch the crotch Words to live by.

by Intelligent-Baby 1 week ago

Considering it's every fifth advert on tv now 🥱🙄

by Anonymous 1 week ago

fr

by AdEquivalent 1 week ago

Took far too much scrolling to see this. Is this really a problem for most people?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I don't think so. At least I've never heard anyone mention it

by Anonymous 1 week ago

there's definitely a "musk" of sorts but it's a natural smell and I'm pretty sure it's good smell. My armpits on the other hand 100% produce B.O after 32ish hours.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Or like 8 minutes if I do a nice stress sweat.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

this man likes ball smell

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Do you live anywhere hot and humid by any chance?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I do.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Huh. I'm stumped. I've complained plenty of time about swamp crotch effect to friends and family. Even jokes among chill coworkers and nobody seems flabbergasted like you do. Skin on Skin contact with heat and humidity is what breeds the bacteria for body order. Idk what to tell you besides the fact that it's common.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Do you sweat much? I sweat almost the entire day. I have a bidet, so my butt is clean, but I still get funky as hell down there. It smells nothing like armpit BO. It smells like a swampy sweaty crevice that's been covered in underwear and pants all day with zero airflow. It's a recipe for stink.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

They don't smell nearly as potent or as similar

by gusikowskiloren 1 week ago

You have apocrine glands in your crotch area, the same glands that you have in your armpit area.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Why would you? That smell is the best part

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Who is we?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

is this a covert ad for Lume

by mlueilwitz 1 week ago

I've never had this issue. But I usually bathe often, so I can't relate.

by Dazzling_Somewhere13 1 week ago

I mean, your nose is near your armpits, not your crotch

by External_Fan 1 week ago

Scoliosis has entered the chat

by howardmaggio 1 week ago

My crotch, even after a sweaty day, has never smelled worse than my undeodorized armpits on the same day.

by Beginning-Refuse 1 week ago

Nice try Procter and Gamble. Nice try.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You can if you want to.

by Edwinahaag 1 week ago

Go without pit deodorant for a day and go without it in your crotch. See what makes you lose more friends.

by North-Spirit 1 week ago

Introducing ‘Foul Ball', the deodorant for men. Designed specifically to be used ‘south of the equator' and packaged discretely to ensure your privacy (cr. R.W.)

by Gonzalowolf 1 week ago

I feel like baby powder used to be encouraged for women to use daily back when they used talc —which ended in that whole little cancer thing

by Repulsive-Purple 1 week ago

I think manscaped has a product for this.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Y'all don't? I've always applied "leg pit" due to this very reason. Very useful.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Yeah, my sack is the first thing i spray. There are people who don't do that?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I personally don't sweat nearly as much in my nether regions as I do my armpits.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Isn't the Axe body spray specifically designed for the arm pits AND the crotch? Expand your horizons by walking down the deodorant isle and viewing all the options young one!!!

by Claudgislason 1 week ago

I like the smell thank you

by First-North 1 week ago

Seeing this made me realize that a lot of people don't actually use body deodorant. I use that stuff on my pits and crotch, as well as under my chest, too. I can't imagine going back to only deodorizing my armpits.

by Dickiimogene 1 week ago

Cornstarch powder, my friend. (it used to be talc, but now it's cornstarch). Just do it.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Valid. However, I am statistically less often at eye/nose height with someones crotch. ...unless the night goes particularly well.

by Born-Educator9805 1 week ago

I apply fresh balls to my balls.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I hope no one tries this at home, its gonna burn.

by Norriskovacek 1 week ago

when i was in HS i totally dabbed by junk with my speed stick. Hol up

by Anonymous 1 week ago

When I'm in a meeting, I try very hard not to lift my leg onto the conference table near my coworker. But also, Lumi.

by Brendenkohler 1 week ago

I dunno about everyone else, but my balls don't smell as bad as my pits after 2 days in the heat...

by brendon01 1 week ago

I have a deodorant stick for my crotch

by Ill-Performance-1255 1 week ago

Please, don't hold back. Take your deodorant and spray it in your crutch. We'll see how that turns out for you.

by toy77 1 week ago

At this stage in my life, it seems way more likely that someone's going to sniff my armpit than be anywhere near my crotch.

by Other-Egg1467 1 week ago

When's the last time someone kissed your armpit?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

crotches arent at nose level they also smell different, it's actually less noticable and less obnoxious plus theyre more sensitive so you cant really deodorant them

by Cynthia74 1 week ago

I use that Lume deodorant cream on my inner thighs, buttocks (swamp ass, iykyk) and under my breasts... honestly life changing

by Used_Nose_5802 1 week ago

Maybe yours does. Mine smells like pepperoni pizza.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Ahh... if you can smell someone's crotch whilst standing next to them, they may need to see a doctor.

by Antique_Scholar 1 week ago

Working in a warehouse that can get to 100°, you need crotch deo

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Legit question.. SHOULD I be applying deodorant to my balls?

by Senior_Addition 1 week ago

You don't apply deodorant to your crotch? Why?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I sometimes spray down there

by Anonymous 1 week ago