Being naked while wearing shoes, somehow feels more naked than being naked. amirite?

If you're naked, you're just not dressed. If you're naked with shoes on, you're committing to the nudity.

by AdGeneral5041 1 year ago

Right. Nobody's putting pants on after they've got shoes on.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's like shoes are the exclamation point to your nudity—really highlights the bare essentials!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

If it's a woman in some sexy shoes, it makes them look hotter. If it's a dude in his lawn mowing sneakers, any semblance of attractiveness is gone forever.

by melvina75 1 year ago

Yeah, but if he's in those sexy shoes though.. 👀

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I don't think there's any example of shoes sexy enough for men to look good in while naked.

by Ansellangosh 1 year ago

A naked hot guy with Doc Martins?

by Oberbrunnerfloy 1 year ago

Plenty of gay guys like footwear, boots, sneakers, etc.

by Eloisaullrich 1 year ago

Excuse me…wellington boots!?

by DisciplineJaded7403 1 year ago

Wellies are best for male nudity

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That's what my grandad always said

by Anonymous 1 year ago

This answer makes me think your sexual attraction is focused on women..I'd say a naked woman in heels.looks cheap, a guy in sneakers mowing the lawn is conceptually hot (if he's you're type).

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Well she thinks my tractors sexy!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You keep talking like that and it won't be long before you get a visit from the patriarchy. /s

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Says you, have you ever seen those sexy fireman pics where all they have on is their boots? Definitely haven't lost any attractiveness there.

by Glum-Actuator-8756 1 year ago

Yeah but what about crocks? Checkmate, atheists…

by Sensitive-Tiger 1 year ago

If you are wearing shoes, are you truly naked?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

OP's statement is untrue.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Feelings don't necessarily reflect reality, op's statement is still true

by Anonymous 1 year ago

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Half the sound of two hands clapping?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Does a dog have Buddha-nature?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Don't know. I've got cats.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

What is the meaning of Bodhidarma's coming from the west?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Color me clueless. Sorry I'm CS not philosophy.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

If you meet the Buddha, kill him.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I mean you're an extra step from being not naked if you've got to put pants on. Even if you can squeeze your shoes through it's going to take much longer to no longer be naked

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Nope, you're not.

by rschultz 1 year ago

This is the worst sensation. I actually haven't had to in many years but it's definitely happened and that feeling of your cold wet ass touching and slipping on that seat is awful. Feels like it would be extra easy to accidentally slip into the bowl

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I feel like I'm in charge of the house. Like I should march around. Naked with socks, now that's an awkward naked.

by Mckayla95 1 year ago

Naked with socks, Isn't that just what the boys do when hanging out?

by Snienow 1 year ago

The boys are already hanging out in this situation.

by Mckayla95 1 year ago

Depends where you put the sock

by Leon77 1 year ago

You earned that +1.

by Mckayla95 1 year ago

Also see the fantastic TV series - Coupling. They have a great explanation of The Sock Gap which I can't find on YouTube :( Basically it states that you have to get undressed in the right order as no woman would take you seriously if you are all naked bar socks.

by AlternativeAble 1 year ago

Smart. Makes the most sense.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

This is definitely true. Having sex with shoes on really makes everything wired.

by kennedikeebler 1 year ago

What about just socks?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Socks not the same way. Socks still on makes me feel lazy cause my feet got cold.

by kennedikeebler 1 year ago

Thats how you know 'its business time'

by isaiahbeahan 1 year ago

I've got work in the morning I think I'll go to bed early

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Grip socks like you get at a trampoline place

by Leon77 1 year ago

Thigh-high socks is cool though

by trantowolaf 1 year ago

Everyone knows the feet are the true private parts

by Kaycee55 1 year ago

says darwin

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yep, you feel far more vulnerable because if you needed pants in a hurry they'd be hard to put on.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Especially if you've tied laces

by Illustrious_Dare 1 year ago

Putting on shoes is the last step when wearing clothes. Putting on shoes first feels like you have skipped all the crucial steps beforehand, and now your timeline is off.

by Odd_Hope 1 year ago

Yeah, you never wear shoes without clothes on so just having shoes highlights the absence of the clothes

by Live_Sherbet 1 year ago

Not if you're running for your life

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I don't think I have ever once worn shoes while naked. imma try this out tomorrow.

by TightExternal 1 year ago

Yea you're kinda right.

by ProgressVegetable 1 year ago

Maybe it's because shoes are the last thing we put on and it usually signifies that the outfit is completed, and it usually means we're going somewhere. It tickles your brain a little.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Try a belt too, with a Walkman clipped to it and big ol' wired headphones. Send pictures.

by Slight_Friendship_95 1 year ago

It's because you're more steps away from being fully clothed.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Haha try walking down tha street like that , then you'll really feel what being naked feels like .. ive did it once , was fun asf no lie

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure this is a Seinfeld joke. I dunno.

by Moisesbradtke 1 year ago

They're even more naked If someone is next to them nude with tattoos and shoes

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Double true for formal shoes.

by Fit-Lecture7606 1 year ago

Maybe because to wear pants you feel like you need to take your shoes off so shoes are actually a barrier against being clothed

by Expensive_Page 1 year ago

Sometimes even with watches

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's the same concept in zen, feryu. Little movements that accentuate stillness, the sound of a raven in a snow clad valley accentuating silence, little shoes accentuating big dingus.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

same goes for playing a loud instrument naked, perhaps even more so while exposing your torso

by Appropriate-Life 1 year ago

Same with socks. Just, why?...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I rock out naked with my crocs out all the time. It's invigorating!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I would guess because you only put shoes on when you're ready to step out of the house.

by Few-Locksmith-8206 1 year ago

Try putting a hat on sometime. Also, nothing dirtier than rubbing one out to the Sears catalog.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Is definitely a very sexy feeling , I prefer socks but hey

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Now try it with a leather collar.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Shoes and socks while naked is the sure fire way to make you feel like you're an adventurous toddler again.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Once you have shoes you commit to not being able to quickly put on pants

by Anonymous 1 year ago

thats because its quicker to dress up again when youre barefoot

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That's because your body is confused by the deviation in density from its traditional loop

by Long_Ad_9994 1 year ago

You mean like this?

by Alizeward 1 year ago

You can be naked incidentally at home. Once you put on shoes, you're very intentionally naked!

by Same-Loss-6751 1 year ago

Went to a nude beach one time and can confirm that the dude only wearing socks and tennis shoes looked nuder than those who were wearing nothing

by wintheiserlucia 1 year ago

But then you're no longer naked your shoes are on

by OkDefinition2203 1 year ago

Add a hat to that and you'll be even less naked but seem even more naked still.

by DisciplineJaded7403 1 year ago

That's why I love seeing heels on a naked woman...🤔

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Of course. I don't wear shoes inside my house.

by hipolito92 1 year ago

It is! Actually. There's a painting called "Olympia," with a young woman lounging naked with slippers on. The slippers make it so that the woman is not a fantasy nude character, but they make it so that she is naked.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Living in an Asian home as a Westerner, I always feel naked when coming home and leaving my shoes at the door.

by kay16 1 year ago

Being naked while wearing socks somehow feels more clothed than wearing clothes.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

If you are naked with shoes on it might just be a bad dream. If you're fully nude it's probably not a dream.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Try just a t-shirt, it's similar.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Personally, I think wearing a bra (especially a very sexy one) and nothing else, is filthy.

by Morarmable 1 year ago

po4n stars in a nutshell...yeah dont forget the wristwatch

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Being naked while wearing shoes communicates you are prepared for something which can only be everyone else's problem.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah I'm convinced that a man wearing a shirt and socks is a million times more threatening than a man who is completely naked.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

when are you ever in a situation where you have nothing besides shoes on? i'm serious

by tromproselyn 1 year ago

Now get naked and put some gloves on. Not that glove. Actual gloves. Hand gloves. Not condoms. I hope I'm clear.

by HonestRoom2010 1 year ago