The fact that FedEx won't let you ship blood really limits the number of ways you can say "I love you." Amirite?

Nothing says "I love you" quite like a big package filled with blood! Except for maybe cutting off your ear.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nobody else understands :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't know why but the second I read this I thought of someone taking out their heart and putting it in a fed ex box.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No we dont

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think a bloody package represents a brimming gesture of love well enough, but that's just me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cutting off your ear; Vincent Van Gogh style.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Am I the only one who's really confused???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope. Please someone explain how this is a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well you see the poster is saying that the fact that FedEx won't let you ship blood really limits the number of ways you can say "I love you."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well no duh sherlock.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well fuck you Watson

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:D http://myfacewhen.com/340/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im pretty sure it's making fun of the fact that fed ex feels the need to specify not to send blood in a package.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Honestly, If my man sent me a vial of his blood, I would love him forever. But that's just me. I find it sexy. >:D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I find it bloody.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): When I think of "bloody", I think of Ron Weasley saying "bloody hell". oh...and periods.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I think of "bloody", I think of Ron Weasly saying "oh... and periods." bloody hell.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

From what I've read on this site, periods are bloody hell. Just sayin'...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"bloody hell" is actually a really great way to describe them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bloody hell. This is quite the conversation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I mean, Oh... and periods. This is quite the conversation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really now?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love you all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

trick is putting it in a flask marked "home made tomato juice", works for me every time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would be more romantic if it was a bottle of sperm. Way more possibilities.... hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah, the sperm would die.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if you overnight it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think sperm die within minutes if they don't reach an egg.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sperm can survive for at least 3 days in the uterus, I'm not sure about out of it though...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So we send a uterus full of sperm? How... charming..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A few minutes outside. Unless it is kept warm, then up to a few hours. I'm thinking overnighting the sperm in a uterus could work... but I'm not sure how the receiver of the package would react...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They'd see how much you love them!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why do you know all this? Like, just why? Thats idk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sex ed. class, woohoo!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Tiger Blood

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post is over a year old.... JK, Nobody really cares.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also booze, anthrax, fire arms, explosives, hazardous materials, fuels... All these things are equally romantic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fireworks would be another way to say "- love you", but you can't send those either

by Anonymous 13 years ago

* i love you. Damn phone

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude - I would love you if you sent me fireworks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like sending a priority mail box filled to the brim with blood. Very cheap so the girl I'm stalking knows I love her for cheap

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your new picture is "beary" slimming.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Blood is FedExellent

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But removing it from your body is FedExcruciating.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sending it through the mail is punishable by FedExecution

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But receiving it can be pretty FedExciting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But not when you get a lot, because then you have too much FedExtra blood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Before I extract my blood, I do some FedExcercise to get my heart pumping

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's to FedExpensive for me to go to the gym to get my FedExcersice

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well it doesn't matter if you FedExcercise or not. You should set a FedExample to others by not living by society's FedExpectations. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to FedExit this country, as I am a FedExconvict on the run. My plan is to go to another country and poach FedExotic animals.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn. You're good at this. What are you, some kind of FedExpert?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apparently He's done some FedExtensive research on this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*too. FedExcuse me, I couldn't resist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A person cutting their heart out and sending it is so romantic :). It's like being kissed under the stars. Nothing says I love you like it. **sarcasm**

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank.God. I thought you were serious for a minute there...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how would that work anyway, unless you're a vampire, you can't really cut out your own heart without dying in the process.....are you a vampire?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You must be 12.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you must say that alot

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You must be a little annoyed, then. smirk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

very punny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One time, I really liked this one guy named Greg, but I wanted him to know how I felt. Later that day, I took a pint of blood and shipped it to him in a wrapped cardboard box. A few days later, I got the package back with a note taped to it. It said that shipping blood was not aloud. I took that as a sign that we shouldn't be together. I soon got over it and send the same package with UPS. We're getting married tomorrow. :) LOL JK he called me a creep and blocked me on Facebook.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, because blocking someone on Facebook nowadays is like shunning them from life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

allowed**

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inafter I'm pulling a Van Gough and sending my amputated ear to a loved one!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What? So THAT'S why he hasn't gotten the special package I sent him yet... >:(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is anyone else slightly dissapointed that you can't see the arrow between the E and X on this post?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The hidden arrow in the original logo that not many people know about? The SAME arrow that seems like a coincidence, but actually stands for speed and precision, which identifies FedEx in the most natural and subtle way?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The arrow always bothered me. That was the only thing I saw when I looked at the logo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Once I noticed it, I could never unsee it. But I like it so it's all good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, the other one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eh... not really. We tend to be in very close proximity at all times, so an exchange of blood isn't really that much of a problem.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This coming from a zombie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not just A zombie. If anything, he's the representative of the zombies. He's the face of our people!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Should I be concerned?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Random fact (that seems relevant): you can see a FedEx truck almost every day of your life

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not if you live in blunt Alabama.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I haven't seen a FedEx truck in about 2 years, only UPS, since this is wrong I wont be taking your FedExpertise anymore

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.myfacewhen.com/8

by Anonymous 13 years ago

is this a joke or just supposed to be cute?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's bloody serious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I get it, but I don't see how this is POTD worthy...:-S

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Woah! Far out post there, Ant

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think people understand this post correctly, I mean from my interpretation I took the posts meaning differently. I think it's talking about how if someone you love needs like a blood fushion or something and they live far away from you, you can't just send them the blood even if they really need it. Thus meaning that FedEx does indeed limit the ways of telling something "i love you", because FedEx doesn't allow someone to 'send' blood, regardless of the circumstances. Saving the life of someone you love is the best way of expressing your true feelings, and yeah. That's just my understanding of the post anyway :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You suck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry that opinions aren't 'accepted' here. That was just my interpretation jerk. I must just be deeper then you idiot. Also if your going to insult me, think of a better word then 'you suck' fucker.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

10. then is temporal, not comparative. And I still think you suck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where the hell did you get blood transfusion from this post? Also, you spelled fusion wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, blood transfusion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually I think everyone got this but you. FedEx says right in its shipment rules that blood cannot be shipped. And the OP is making fun of this by saying he/she really wanted to send blood as 'love' because often fedex will say how when you send a package it shows true love

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no it doesn't

by Anonymous 13 years ago