trick is putting it in a flask marked "home made tomato juice", works for me every time.
One time, I really liked this one guy named Greg, but I wanted him to know how I felt. Later that day, I took a pint of blood and shipped it to him in a wrapped cardboard box. A few days later, I got the package back with a note taped to it. It said that shipping blood was not aloud. I took that as a sign that we shouldn't be together.
I soon got over it and send the same package with UPS.
We're getting married tomorrow. :)
LOL JK he called me a creep and blocked me on Facebook.
Lol, because blocking someone on Facebook nowadays is like shunning them from life.
Nothing says "I love you" quite like a big package filled with blood!
Except for maybe cutting off your ear.
Nobody else understands :(
I don't know why but the second I read this I thought of someone taking out their heart and putting it in a fed ex box.
No we dont
I think a bloody package represents a brimming gesture of love well enough, but that's just me.
Cutting off your ear; Vincent Van Gogh style.
Am I the only one who's really confused???
Nope. Please someone explain how this is a joke.
Im pretty sure it's making fun of the fact that fed ex feels the need to specify not to send blood in a package.
Well you see the poster is saying that the fact that FedEx won't let you ship blood really limits the number of ways you can say "I love you."
Well no duh sherlock.
well fuck you Watson
Did anyone else call the UPS truck the ups (one word) truck as a kid?
(Your+name+(optional)): Ups is German for oops... just thought I'd let you guys know
Also booze, anthrax, fire arms, explosives, hazardous materials, fuels...
All these things are equally romantic.
♫ Cause that's the way things happen
On the Federal Express ♫
Blood is FedExellent
But removing it from your body is FedExcruciating.
Sending it through the mail is punishable by FedExecution
But receiving it can be pretty FedExciting.
But not when you get a lot, because then you have too much FedExtra blood.
Well you can have extra blood without having too much extra blood.
Before I extract my blood, I do some FedExcercise to get my heart pumping
It's to FedExpensive for me to go to the gym to get my FedExcersice
Well it doesn't matter if you FedExcercise or not. You should set a FedExample to others by not living by society's FedExpectations. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to FedExit this country, as I am a FedExconvict on the run. My plan is to go to another country and poach FedExotic animals.
Damn. You're good at this. What are you, some kind of FedExpert?
Apparently He's done some FedExtensive research on this.
*too. FedExcuse me, I couldn't resist.
FedExplain to me why you think this.
This post is over a year old....
JK, Nobody really cares.
Is anyone else slightly dissapointed that you can't see the arrow between the E and X on this post?
The hidden arrow in the original logo that not many people know about? The SAME arrow that seems like a coincidence, but actually stands for speed and precision, which identifies FedEx in the most natural and subtle way?
No, the other one.
The arrow always bothered me. That was the only thing I saw when I looked at the logo.
Once I noticed it, I could never unsee it. But I like it so it's all good.
It would be more romantic if it was a bottle of sperm. Way more possibilities....
Nah, the sperm would die.
What if you overnight it?
I think sperm die within minutes if they don't reach an egg.
Sperm can survive for at least 3 days in the uterus, I'm not sure about out of it though...
So we send a uterus full of sperm? How... charming..
A few minutes outside. Unless it is kept warm, then up to a few hours. I'm thinking overnighting the sperm in a uterus could work... but I'm not sure how the receiver of the package would react...
They'd see how much you love them!
Why do you know all this?
Like, just why? Thats idk
Sex ed. class, woohoo!
I like sending a priority mail box filled to the brim with blood. Very cheap so the girl I'm stalking knows I love her for cheap
Your new picture is "beary" slimming.
I'll "bear" that in mind.
How "bear" you use the same pun as me! I am giving you a firm "bearating"!
More like a "bear"-polar "bear"!
... Like "bipolar"?
I should be sorry. Sorry for starting this "bearrage" of bear puns.
I can't possibly (insert word that is a four-legged mammal with species including polar, black, and grizzlie here) any more of these puns
puns I can do it too.
That one was barely worth the effort, you should be quite embarrassed with yourself.
Fireworks would be another way to say "- love you", but you can't send those either
Dude - I would love you if you sent me fireworks.
What is this I don't even...
those look like ice pops
you know, if ice pops exploded
Honestly, If my man sent me a vial of his blood, I would love him forever.
But that's just me.
I find it sexy. >:D
I find it bloody.
(Chauncy Pickles): When I think of "bloody", I think of Ron Weasley saying "bloody hell".
When I think of "bloody", I think of Ron Weasly saying "oh... and periods."
From what I've read on this site, periods are bloody hell. Just sayin'...
"bloody hell" is actually a really great way to describe them.
I mean, Oh... and periods. This is quite the conversation.
Bloody hell. This is quite the conversation.
I love you all.
So THAT'S why he hasn't gotten the special package I sent him yet... >:(
I get it, but I don't see how this is POTD worthy...:-S
A person cutting their heart out and sending it is so romantic :). It's like being kissed under the stars. Nothing says I love you like it. sarcasm
Thank.God. I thought you were serious for a minute there...
OH I JUST LOVE SURPRISES =D
how would that work anyway, unless you're a vampire, you can't really cut out your own heart without dying in the process.....are you a vampire?
You must be 12.
you must say that alot
You must be a little annoyed, then.
Eh... not really. We tend to be in very close proximity at all times, so an exchange of blood isn't really that much of a problem.
This coming from a zombie.
Not just A zombie. If anything, he's the representative of the zombies. He's the face of our people!
Should I be concerned?
is this a joke or just supposed to be cute?
It's bloody serious.
Once was enough.
Woah! Far out post there, Ant
no it doesn't
Random fact (that seems relevant): you can see a FedEx truck almost every day of your life
Not if you live in blunt Alabama.
I haven't seen a FedEx truck in about 2 years, only UPS, since this is wrong I wont be taking your FedExpertise anymore
inafter I'm pulling a Van Gough and sending my amputated ear to a loved one!
I don't think people understand this post correctly, I mean from my interpretation I took the posts meaning differently. I think it's talking about how if someone you love needs like a blood fushion or something and they live far away from you, you can't just send them the blood even if they really need it. Thus meaning that FedEx does indeed limit the ways of telling something "i love you", because FedEx doesn't allow someone to 'send' blood, regardless of the circumstances. Saving the life of someone you love is the best way of expressing your true feelings, and yeah. That's just my understanding of the post anyway :)
I'm sorry that opinions aren't 'accepted' here. That was just my interpretation jerk. I must just be deeper then you idiot. Also if your going to insult me, think of a better word then 'you suck' fucker.
Grammar Nazi much.
I didn't quote it, I emphasised it. Also, grammar has absolutely nothing to do with my reply/post at all. And my opinions are not accepted as if I write them, the response is 'you suck' with like 13 no ways. It was just an opinion. This website really needs to learn to accept the opinions of others and not just hate on them. Not every one has the same point of view of things : But I don't care, hate all you fucking want. Hopefully it brings you pleasure to abuse the opinions of others.
10. then is temporal, not comparative.
And I still think you suck.
Where the hell did you get blood transfusion from this post?
Also, you spelled fusion wrong.
Also, blood transfusion.
Actually I think everyone got this but you. FedEx says right in its shipment rules that blood cannot be shipped. And the OP is making fun of this by saying he/she really wanted to send blood as 'love' because often fedex will say how when you send a package it shows true love