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When you wear a sock inside out, the entire universe is wearing the sock, amirite?
by Hpacocha1 year ago
first one to make me laugh out loud in a long time. literal lol
by Anonymous1 year ago
Yeah, I needed this one today.
by Rileykozey1 year ago
Like, it's wrong, but I love it.
by Fabian971 year ago
The entire universe....EXCEPT for your foot.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Except for everyone's foot, really. Nor any other part of anyone. In fact, dare I say, when you think about it... it's kinda as if nobody's actually wearing your sock any more so than they are any empty sock in any sock drawer.
by Mohreldon1 year ago
The way I pictured what you said is that every other foot that's wearing a sock is in its own pocket dimension separated from the "universe's sock." And if more than one person has an inverse sock on, the universe is wearing more than just one sock too(?!)
by Anonymous1 year ago
When you wear mismatched socks, you have a pair just like them at home.
by DogBeginning95871 year ago
Ohhhh….this is good.
by Emilybergnaum1 year ago
But.. I throw a sock away if it gets damaged beyond repair.. so, unfortunately, sometimes there's no other pair
by Anonymous1 year ago
Little tid bit of information about me you didn't want, need or ask for: I never wear matching socks. My socks drawer is just a drawer of singles.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Life's too short for matching socks
by DogBeginning95871 year ago
lost to the washing machine monster
by Herminio911 year ago
What a way to get trench foot without ever having to step into a trench.
by Emilybergnaum1 year ago
Thanks for clarifying the location before I had to ask. I was going to guess either Alabama, or the Alabama equivalent in Russia. Was this normal school, or like a tech school for people who pump septic tanks?
by Emilybergnaum1 year ago
You won't believe what I'm going to answer: ready? Medical school campus. However, the sock guy was in a pre med program where they reserve a spot for you after you graduate. Case beer guy was a disbarred attorney from Florida. He took some plea where he went to school versus prison. I felt bad for him but you know how smelling vomit makes you want to vomit? He was like that. My socks get wet in the creek and an hour later im debating whether or not to throw them away….like that
by rudolph471 year ago
Call me dumb, but I think I need the milk thing explained to me.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Milk coats your stomach so you don't get drunk as fast.
by rudolph471 year ago
Let us out from ur sock, you monster!
by Anonymous1 year ago
Thus causing that day to be a little warmer than usual. Ain't no weather forecast gonna predict that
by Anonymous1 year ago
Takes "knocks your socks off" to a universal level threat.
by schulistwalter1 year ago
Lol
by Hpacocha1 year ago
How very Wonko the Sane
by Gutmannharmony1 year ago
wonko the sane's socks
by Hellen591 year ago
With an inside out sock, is the universe wearing you like a shoe?
by Anonymous1 year ago
Ahh that's the kind of thinking'
by Adventurous-Row-69011 year ago
Am I never wearing socks then? I always wear mine inside out because I don't like the seems
by Anonymous1 year ago
...You've been wearing his feet?
by Mohreldon1 year ago
This is one of the best ones yet
by Financial-Pair31081 year ago
My foot is not part of the universe?
by Jolly_Development8271 year ago
I'm too high for this this one🥴
by Super_Wrongdoer_79881 year ago
The universe wears the sock, and the sock wears you
by Anonymous1 year ago
It's sockception
by Anonymous1 year ago
That's not how wearing something works.....
by ExaminationAlone1 year ago
Time to go to sleep OP
by Live-Muffin1 year ago
Everything that has ever existed or ever will exist, either is or is not a potato.
by Anonymous1 year ago
What if we're inside a bigger sock?
by Alternative_Set_16501 year ago
How high are you and do you need help?
by Patricia551 year ago
I feel like this phrase somehow contains the secret key to world peace.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Reminds me of making an "Earth Sandwich," which someone in the US can do together with someone in Australia, with 2 pieces of bread…
by Anonymous1 year ago
Build an inside out house, and call it an insane asylum.
by Infinite-Somewhere701 year ago
Conversely, when you wear a sock correctly the entire universe is outside of your sock
by InsectStriking60851 year ago
Or is the entire universe inside of the sock? 🤔
by Anonymous1 year ago
The entire universe, except you
by Anonymous1 year ago
This is wildly inaccurate but I love it regardless
by Anonymous1 year ago
I spent 3 hours at Costco with my shirt on inside out. <shrug>
by Anonymous1 year ago
Oh yeah? What happens when you put the left sock on your right foot Mr. man? Don't pretend they don't exist.
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