+36 One day you will buy a food item with longer expiration date than you do, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

I already bought a jar of honey. Years ago.

by Delbert20 3 weeks ago

Just buy honey. It never expires.

by Fit_Double 3 weeks ago

When I asked my grandmother how old she was, she answered "well, I don't buy green bananas."

by Concepcion72 3 weeks ago

Some people, young and old already have, they just dont know it yet

by handwilliam 3 weeks ago

"I don't buy green bananas anymore" - George Burns (I think)

by HoneydewMysterious 3 weeks ago

Buy already expired food, then you're immortal

by Torphyulises 3 weeks ago

You do = yourself. Sounds better.

by Gullible_Wrangler 3 weeks ago

Or you have.

by Suitable-Passage-464 3 weeks ago

You underestimate how much old people love to keep food past the expiration date. I 100% guarantee you that there's at least a few old people who have died whilst eating exclusively food that was past the date. My dad would have. He just wouldn't throw anything out.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Ive been eating many things after their expiration date, because they are so inaccurate especially if you store the food properly

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

You might've already bought it!

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago