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One day you will buy a food item with longer expiration date than you do, amirite?
by Anonymous3 weeks ago
I already bought a jar of honey. Years ago.
by Delbert203 weeks ago
Just buy honey. It never expires.
by Fit_Double3 weeks ago
When I asked my grandmother how old she was, she answered "well, I don't buy green bananas."
by Concepcion723 weeks ago
Some people, young and old already have, they just dont know it yet
by handwilliam3 weeks ago
"I don't buy green bananas anymore" - George Burns (I think)
by HoneydewMysterious3 weeks ago
Buy already expired food, then you're immortal
by Torphyulises3 weeks ago
You do = yourself. Sounds better.
by Gullible_Wrangler3 weeks ago
Or you have.
by Suitable-Passage-4643 weeks ago
You underestimate how much old people love to keep food past the expiration date. I 100% guarantee you that there's at least a few old people who have died whilst eating exclusively food that was past the date. My dad would have. He just wouldn't throw anything out.
by Anonymous3 weeks ago
Ive been eating many things after their expiration date, because they are so inaccurate especially if you store the food properly
by Delbert20 3 weeks ago
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