Racoons are so cute, amirite?

They're just sleep deprived cats

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Corporate cats?

by Electronic-Pen 3 weeks ago

Eat trash too

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Trash Panda

by Osauer 3 weeks ago

Yes. As long as they behave, they are adorable.

by balistreriviva 3 weeks ago

Honestly, they're still adorable when they're up to no good. It's when they're murdering one another in the street over territory disputes that I try to steer clear

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Yes. Just imagine the country we could have...if only.

by balistreriviva 3 weeks ago

I don't really like the direction you chose to take this

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

What direction is that?

by balistreriviva 3 weeks ago

My gf called me on her way home from work one time because she saw a really round raccoon and got so excited

by Even-Archer-3959 3 weeks ago

I'm so jealous rn

by louie92 3 weeks ago

I met a racoon camping two weeks ago (pretty sure it was a shape shifting witch that I met early in the day hiking) it's a long story but to cut to the chase absolutely gorgeous and mischievous as hell.

by Prestigious-Abies 3 weeks ago

Truest statement on the internet

by Impossible-Piece-274 3 weeks ago

I got to see a mother raccoon and her 4 babies when I used to do pizza delivery. First time I had ever seen one irl, they were all adorable

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

stahp it my wife already wants a raccoon to be friends grr haha

by Kingkelly 3 weeks ago

Reminds me of Doraemon

by Itchy-Amphibian-5240 3 weeks ago

I bet raccoons would love dorayaki all the same

by Top-Reflection8627 3 weeks ago

Pretty much all mammals are cute

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

It's weird we haven't domesticated them. It almost feels like they're trying to domesticate themselves.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Until the raccoon federation robs of your cat food.

by lynchaubree 3 weeks ago

I hate when I have to kill them

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Hell nah, filthy garbage robbers

by Muted-Flow8806 3 weeks ago

You can have the one that hangs out on my porch every night for free. Just come and get him he'll be sitting there trying to knock over my trash can

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Collected unsold pastries from eleven Starbucks every night Had those massive jute handled bags of goodies. Would keep them outside in the winter before taking them to the Food Bank. One night my dog was freaking out….camouflaged amongst the Chicken Taragon sandwiches and stellar muffins, were a family of raccoons eating away.

by Rickyfunk 3 weeks ago

Especially when they eat a hamburger.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

I think early humans missed an opportunity to co-evolve with them and make them "Man's other best friend".

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

I grew up in a household filled with cats. My mother had an open door policy for the cats where she would leave the sliding glass door open for the cats to come and go as they pleased. One day as I walked into the living room, I noticed that all of our cats were freaking out big time. They were all wide eyed and purched on the highest shelves they could find. As I walked a bit further, I noticed two racoons going to town on the cat food bowl in the kitchen. One of them noticed me right away and nudged his buddy. Instead of acting like normal wildlife and running for the hills, they just looked at me for a bit and then started to casually waddle for the door. They only had to go about twenty feet but it took them a minute or two to get out. Its that attitude that makes them my favorite. That was the only time they ever went into our house, but they would have night time swim parties in our pool late at night all the time. I really wish we had video of it.

by Acceptable_Law248 3 weeks ago

I saw a racoon sliding down a pole like a fireman

by NoOne 3 weeks ago