I hate it when an exchange of friends doesn't result in any net profit. I need to call my social advisor and see if any of my investments that I made in kindergarten have pulled through yet.
dials Hello?... They HAVEN'T? Is it too late to pull out?... What do you mean you don't remember who I am? We had Mrs. Colgin together like twenty-three years ago!... You're RIDICULOUS! hangs up
I need better friend stock.
Good friends we've had, and good friends we've lost along the way.