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Sometimes the friends you gain are not worth the ones you've lost, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Good friends we've had, and good friends we've lost along the way.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I hate it when an exchange of friends doesn't result in any net profit. I need to call my social advisor and see if any of my investments that I made in kindergarten have pulled through yet.
*dials* Hello?... They HAVEN'T? Is it too late to pull out?... What do you mean you don't remember who I am? We had Mrs. Colgin together like twenty-three years ago!... You're RIDICULOUS! *hangs up*
I need better friend stock.
by Anonymous 12 years ago
by Anonymous 12 years ago