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One day your parents put you down and then never picked you up again, amirite?
by Anonymous3 weeks ago
From now on every time I'll come across someone picking up a kid and saying "you're getting heavy" I'll remember this line and feel a bit sad 🙁
by Anonymous3 weeks ago
Gee thanks, now I have to start doing that too
by Rosa163 weeks ago
I remind my kids that this is one of the reasons I still go to the gym. So I can say: NOT TODAY!
by Anonymous3 weeks ago
I bet you are an awesome parent
by Rosa163 weeks ago
I'm lucky, I guess. In my 65 years, maybe not physically, they have "picked me up" more times than I deserve.
by Anonymous3 weeks ago
OP is talking physically
by Anonymous3 weeks ago
You must be really fun at parties.
by eliasdicki3 weeks ago
OP is typing physically.
by Anonymous3 weeks ago
Found the cat.
by mjohnston3 weeks ago
One day we were tucked in and read our last bedtime story. Still get soothed on the rare times my mom just casually sings
Spiritually?? Are they supposed to make an exorcism spell on your soul or what
by Anonymous3 weeks ago
Your parents didn't perform exorcisms on you when you listened to "dat devil music"?
by Puzzleheaded_Lock8553 weeks ago
If one is from a religious family/community...should I have used "religiously" in place of "spiritually"? 🤔
by Ebertgregoria3 weeks ago
What religion? Im confident at least in couple religions the only one who is able to change you spiritually is first god then you other then that they can just teach you
by Anonymous3 weeks ago
Teaching is changing.
by Anonymous3 weeks ago
True
by Ebertgregoria3 weeks ago
only if the parents outlive their kids. mine don't metaphorically or literally do any of that anymore, ‘cause, yknow, no one lasts forever
by Just_Specific_15383 weeks ago
My kids are almost 4 and 2 and I've been thinking about this since I started holding them! There are lots of small bittersweet moments like that.
by Dmiller3 weeks ago
If I lost a lot of weight I think mine could still pick me up together as a team.
by Lucindamraz3 weeks ago
My kids are 8 and 9 and still insist on me carrying them to bed. Its getting tough now!
by Anonymous3 weeks ago
I've often wondered if teenagers have such a bad attitude because they slowly went from people paying attention to them 24/7 to basically ignoring them as much as possible in a little over a decade
by citlalli803 weeks ago
That's wild. Lol One day, you begin to hold and pick up your parents.
by baby823 weeks ago
It has been 2 weeks since the first time I had to pick up my mom and move her. She is so small and bony now, but in my memories and dreams she still looks like she did at 50.
by Anonymous3 weeks ago
You dad probably picked you up more recently. To throw you into the water, possibly against your will
by SuddenCompetition4673 weeks ago
OP obviously doesn't celebrate suplex sundays.
by Miserable_Expert_3823 weeks ago
I picked up my dad once so was kinda cool to flip it around lol
by Anonymous3 weeks ago
Don't worry, my mom still puts me down as much as she can
by Ornery_Leopard3 weeks ago
I'm not crying yet, I picked up my teenager the other day.
by Anonymous3 weeks ago
I kind of remember my mum not being able to carry me anymore
by hmcglynn3 weeks ago
For some reason I don't think Eddie Hall's or Brian Shaw's kids have to worry about this happening anytime soon.
by horacioquitzon3 weeks ago
Mine always put me down and said I was a mistake.
by wdoyle3 weeks ago
One day you will brush your teeth and then never brush your teeth again. Wow insightful
by Zealousideal_Bit413 weeks ago
They had us in a first half, not gonna lie
by Background_Shop87023 weeks ago
Idk my mom made me a coffee this morning
by nat953 weeks ago
insert Toy Story "I don't want to play with you anymore" meme here
by Anonymous3 weeks ago
Some people never "pick up" their kids in the first place, they have more fun or an easier time "pushing them down".
by Anonymous3 weeks ago
One day my parents abandoned me and I never saw them again. There are worse things to worry about.
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