-31 Having sex with a gender-switched version of yourself in a parallel world is some form of either narcissism or masturbation, amirite?

by Aromatic_Arachnid 3 weeks ago

Yeah isn't this what happens in Loki?

by corinemurazik 3 weeks ago

Not even the weirdest thing Loki did, if we go by ancient lore.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Isn't one of his children the 8 legged horse Odin rides into battle ?

by Immediate-Comment526 3 weeks ago

That's not the weird part. The weird part is Loki is the mother.

by nikkiwyman 3 weeks ago

He had to distract a stallion so that the giant who owned it couldn't finish building a wall around Asgard. It's a long story, but the short version is that Odin's a cheating asshole and Loki took one for the team...

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Loki came up with the bet not Odin Loki promised that the giant could never finish the wall in the timeframe so he was just fixing his mistake

by Annual_Tale 3 weeks ago

Well, the builder was the one who came up with the bet, which Odin agreed to after setting all the parameters. Though I guess Loki helped convice him it was a surefire bet, so that's why he took the fall for it. Then again, maybe betting the sun, moon AND Freyas' hand in marriage in exchange for a FREE WALL wasn't the best of ideas in general?!

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

I mean basically, I fw it personally

by OkTadpole 3 weeks ago

and in rick and morty??

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Oh yeah it happens there, too. Beth is all over herself.

by corinemurazik 3 weeks ago

This is exactly what I meant

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Someone told this to Loki and he made a whole show on Disney+ about it

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

/loki enters the chat

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Instructions unclear

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

I'm afraid you can't do that, I've tried to Virgin unvirgined olive oil before, it doesn't work 😞

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Could you provide more details on how you unvirgined it in the first place?

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

It was not me who did it, but I have said too much.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

You need to use more than one Virgin. That's how you get Extra Virgin

by Fit_Procedure 3 weeks ago

You have to do everything you just did in reverse ⏪

by Letitiakreiger 3 weeks ago

To the quantum science machine!

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

I'd have sex with a same-sex version of myself from a parallel world… I mean, it's me, who cares?

by Quirky_Opinion_1919 3 weeks ago

So I told my younger self "put all your effort into everything you do in the moment, because in 20 years you find a time machine, and then it will be you getting this blow job."

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Are you liable for pedophilia if the current you is under 38??

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Yeah! Can I suck off 15 year old me? I know he'd be down. I also wonder if I took a bunch of nudes of myself when I was a teenager, can I get in trouble if I still had them at 40?

by ewell62 3 weeks ago

You can get in trouble for having nudes of yourself as a teenager as a teenager. It's considered pornographic material of a minor even when it's only in the possession of the minor who took it. Not that it gets prosecuted very often, but it technically is.

by drewbruen 3 weeks ago

Not only has that been prosecuted, but the kid was tried as an adult, for making CP of himself, while being under 18.

by Purple_Candy3230 3 weeks ago

That's moronic.

by Bertkris 3 weeks ago

It's not merely moronic, it's evil. Because these kids end up on a register for life. Which is a ruined life.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Imagine getting turned down for a job for that. Having to inform your neighbors.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Agree, though I think that anyone willing to listen would probably feel obligated to let him slide on that one.

by Purple_Candy3230 3 weeks ago

Technically, that's why juries are supposed to exist. The letter of the law has to be written that way, otherwise there are too many loopholes for the actual predators to exploit. But unjust enforcement of the law is supposed to be prevented by a jury of your peers. Unfortunately, the legal system has made it illegal to actually inform the jury of their ability to nullify the law, nor that it's an intended function of the jury system.

by drewbruen 3 weeks ago

The laws are in place to protect minors. To the point of idiotic things like this.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Horny teenagers just cant keep stuff to themselves

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Time Traveler's wife did something like this if I remember correctly.

by ListInternational350 3 weeks ago

Reminds me of the College Humor Looper parody

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Exactly, what're you gonna do, judge YOU? And I mean, I know exactly what I like and how I like it. This sounds great.

by greenholtcecile 3 weeks ago

I judge myself everyday.

by dubuquedasia 3 weeks ago

Rick and Morty discussed this.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

It would be hard to convince my other self

by Tillmankailee 3 weeks ago

The question if it's still you at this point? I feel from the point of view of your future self your past self is definitely you, because you have already lived that experience, but for you from the past your future self can easily be some random person who looks similar to you and claims to be you from the future...

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Same

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

I'm gay. I'm DEFINITELY having sex with the same sex version of myself.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

What if you knocked yourself up?

by thompsonclarabe 3 weeks ago

That's just like, incest with extra steps maan

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Mini me?

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

I DO have sex with my same gender self on this earth so maybe I'm bi.

by Classic-Loan 3 weeks ago

Fellas, is it gay to jack off?

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Red Pill Final Boss

by Classic-Loan 3 weeks ago

Yes because why are you as a man touching a penis? And getting off to a man touching yours? Next you're gonna tell me you wash your own ass..

by Trenton07 3 weeks ago

Exactly

by Classic-Loan 3 weeks ago

There's nothing gay about giving a dude a handjob.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Ever been to One-Eyed Jacks?! They doing a pick and pull BBQ this weekend.

by Classic-Loan 3 weeks ago

There's nothing gay about giving a dude a hand. There's nothing gay about giving a dude a job. Your math checks out.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

You are bi yourself

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Hand Solo.

by Boris12 3 weeks ago

Best part is I get to decide who shoots first.

by Classic-Loan 3 weeks ago

Your twin !?!?

by daphne34 3 weeks ago

Doppelbänger

by Classic-Loan 3 weeks ago

I don't know if that's worse or better...

by daphne34 3 weeks ago

Same, but I might make myself do some landscaping first. Just personal preference I guess.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

I'd totally have myself help with that, some of those places are hard to reach.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

It puts the lotion in its skin or it gets the hose again.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

The hot water ran out ages ago, poor guy's delirious from hypothermia.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

I know someone of the opposite gender who is almost as tall as me and has the same hair and a similar build. I'd do it.

by Reba55 3 weeks ago

... are they, perhaps, a relative?

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

No. A coworker. So off limits

by Reba55 3 weeks ago

Reminds me of Predestination where a woman becomes a man , time travels to her past self and has sex to give birth to herself

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

She did the nasty in the pasty.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Ooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr "I'm My Own Grandpa"!

by kochbrenda 3 weeks ago

The same deviled egg...

by Novel-Zone 3 weeks ago

No! Don't cut that I need it to speak!

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

sawing intensifies

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Verily

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

If anyone is curious, that movie is based on an old Heinlein short story called "‘—All You Zombies—‘" (yes the extra quotes are part of the title). Spoiler: Every single character in the story is eventually revealed to be the same person at different points in their own personal timeline. They are their own father and mother, and they end up recruiting themselves to the Temporal Police as the perfect agent with absolutely no ties to family whatsoever.

by Lopsided_Calendar649 3 weeks ago

You either create a clone like the Cleons or you get all the inbred problems.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Or kind of like Rant where the main character travels farther and farther back in time to uhm, force himself upon his entire maternal line, resulting in a becoming a god-like super being in his own here/now.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

That damn fizzle bomber...

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Incest, Kyle. It's incest.

by Flimsy-Awareness6860 3 weeks ago

It's called selfcest

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Felt this way every time I saw couples that could pass for siblings.

by cynthia50 3 weeks ago

Plot twist: They were siblings

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

A "different version of yourself" is literally just a different person.

by Ankundingdamion 3 weeks ago

Yeah, even if the minute details of the universe they grew up in was identical, this opposite-gendered version of you is going to have had a wildly different experience with the world. Even if they went to the same school, met all the same people. The way the world perceives them, and thus the way they perceive the world, and the experiences that shaped them could be entirely different.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Have you just discovered Red Dwarf!

by Realistic_Device 3 weeks ago

'Whats a wormdo with you?'

by Lsanford 3 weeks ago

You filthy piece of distended rectum of course I have.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

Are you at that episode of Rick and Morty?

by ThisYoung7665 3 weeks ago

Red Dwarf did it first.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

How high are you right now? 🤣

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

6 foot

by Aromatic_Arachnid 3 weeks ago

just know that no matter how much you hate yourself, you are loved by purpledrank141

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

That has been my lifelong fantasy.

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

You can take turns

by Playful-Click9834 3 weeks ago

I am NOT my own type. At all.

by WeakAdvertising 3 weeks ago

The fact that you have almost certainly made yourself come many more times than anyone else in the world has suggests otherwise.

by Whole-Blueberry8757 3 weeks ago

now imagine being so unattractive that your other self rejects you

by Anonymous 3 weeks ago

That would actually be a great test, whether one's expectations are too high or not. Would you do you?

by Wbrakus 3 weeks ago

I don't think it's narcissism. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if that's an offer a majority of people would take up.

by Straight_Tailor 2 weeks ago

Neither actually, it's pan-hermaphroditic mutual gratification.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Reminds me of the Sliders episode "Double Cross"

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Red Dwarf did it too...

by Additional-Gap-938 2 weeks ago

I would think it is more like super-incest

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

You should go see someone...

by Slight_Bottle 2 weeks ago

Himself?

by Rutherfordberyl 2 weeks ago

Dave and Deb Lister have entered the chat

by Internal_Mine 2 weeks ago

You've been watching Loki, haven't you?

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Loki has entered the chat

by RainAlert7239 2 weeks ago

But most of all incest.

by Ucrona 2 weeks ago

It's masterbation... With some extra steps

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Are you speaking from experience?

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Not really, 'cos it's not you. Did you think you and your identical twin were the same person?

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Yeah I'd do a same sex version of myself but not a gender swapped one. Assuming my parallel is not some horrible guy, I'd take the rare chance to get my parallel self off and vice versa. For me it is about the unique opportunity and my novelty seeking personality trait rather than attraction.

by Able_Bicycle1680 2 weeks ago

Possibly the ultimate form of incest, or maybe, if protection isn't used, the ultimate form of asexual reproduction?? idk, I don't know enough about genetics.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Why does it have to be gender switched?

by Competitive_Bit 2 weeks ago

Considering the gender bent versions of myself would look like my high school ex (just now as 30 yr old MILF version to the comparative Dad me), who was definitely a cutie, I would bang my alternate girl self. Especially if she had my sex drive and kinks cuz then it would be some wild freaky sex that I could probably work out all my kinks and be normal. Otherwise I'd treat it as intense masturbation since I'd be getting it on with myself in a way.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

I've done the AI gender swap of my photo and I'd totally do me.

by Economy_Ease 2 weeks ago

Bro watched Loki didn't he

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Wait so if I was trans would the clone be trans to

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Logically it wouldn't be maturation because it would require the consent of an individual you don't control, and could be curiosity over narcissistic because noone has ever done that before, but regardless of the intent behind it, the one thing by definition it would be, is incestuous.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

She's a gross pervert who doesn't even know what she's into. I don't like her.

by Nearby-Law8853 2 weeks ago

I'm a man, and I look exactly like a male version of my mom. This ain't gonna happen.

by Infinite-Ad-4189 2 weeks ago

Is it narcissism if I know I like myself, I know I can put up with myself, and I jerk off all the time anyways? I'd love to have a clone of myself, I hate dating.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

I totally would bang my alternate self, I am narcissistic enough and horny enough

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

What's what I tell my twin sister . Roll tide.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

I mean, she would have amazing, long legs 😂

by Fast-Calendar 2 weeks ago

I'd do it regardless of gender

by Realistic-Voice1279 2 weeks ago

I just hope my boobs are bigger than my peepee

by ricewilly 2 weeks ago

Selfcest is bestcest

by Kayceeberge 2 weeks ago

Best part is Ik I have good female genetics soooooooooooooooooooo

by Idicki 2 weeks ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

by Friendly_Revenue479 2 weeks ago

Robert Heinlein wrote Time Enough for Love which delves into the concept with great detail.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

You ever notice how some couples look alike, some people already do that

by FunStaff 2 weeks ago

I've always been curious how big Queen Dalbergia's tits would be.

by PsychologicalCoat419 2 weeks ago

i would absolutely have sex with myself gender swapped or otherwise

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

They don't have to be gender-switched for everyone though. And tbf I would have sex with my clone (NOT a twin, as I know they're technically just a clone but I mean like an alternate universe situation where I was not raised with them as siblings).

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Maybe. But it's definitely wild and incredible sex. Met the female version of myself (the exact same, just switched) a year ago and it was hands down the hottest sex I've ever had. Brought out more kinks than anyone else ever has 🤷🏾‍♂️

by Intelligent_Rent_873 2 weeks ago

Could you get yourself pregnant and if so, would the baby be a clone?

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

It's hardly my fault that I'm so gosh darn sexy...

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Just don't get yourself pregnant.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Why would you even think of such things

by Free_Statistician468 2 weeks ago

and then you find out youre such a turn off

by Fantastic-Employ 2 weeks ago

SylvieLaufeydottir joins the chat

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

What about your clone? Fair game?

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Nah, it's simply good taste

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Honestly, I'd have to be pretty drunk to do that. I would not make an attractive woman. I'm saying I'm ugly.

by DependentEmploy4206 2 weeks ago

And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bicycle

by Impressive-Win 2 weeks ago

Why would those be mutually exclusive

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Or mutual desperation.

by Slow_Ice 2 weeks ago

Selfcest. Look, all I'm saying is that one time when I crossdressed I made a VERY nailable girl.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

I used one of those gender swap apps. I looked exactly like my mom. Hard pass. No pun intended

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Hear me out If you are an identical twin, and your twin is trans and undergoes surgery, then it's your gender switched self but then sex would be incest

by Nash94 2 weeks ago

doesn't matter, had sex.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

actually it's not a thing that is possible to do

by Madilyn85 2 weeks ago

In the future we could probably do this with our clones.

by Joshua70 2 weeks ago

Whatever it is, its quick

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

I'm Bisexual, so I would have sex with myself in a heartbeat. I even share all of my own fetishes! lol

by sporergrace 2 weeks ago

I'd give myself a bj at most honestly. Not a fan of anal on any side.

by jovannyrowe 2 weeks ago

Narcissism definitely I have 3 imaginary Waifus who were made as female versions of me

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

I prefer the term "experiment."

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Yeah or like everyone else, I like the taste of my own brand

by bwatsica 2 weeks ago

Gender-switched? Do I look like a coward?

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago