+42 Grass is Earth's hair, amirite?

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Grass is the peach fuzz... Trees are the "real" hair.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Yes, exactly! And mountains could be pimples!

by Anonymous 9 months ago

roots could be the ingrown hair

by Anonymous 9 months ago

That's volcanoes

by Anonymous 9 months ago

No no, he's got a point...

by Anonymous 9 months ago

If this was the case then Brazil wouldn't be so green

by Anonymous 9 months ago

They're clear-cutting as fast as they can. The Amazon has a lot of bush.

by IntroductionSad9088 9 months ago

Then Earth has a serious receding hair line.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

IIRC it is a belief in some First Nations cultures that sweet grass (Hierochloe odorata) is the hair of Mother Earth.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Y'all should read "Wonder Walkers." Great kids book.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

Then are caves its nostrils? Then the grass around there are mustaches.

by Anonymous 9 months ago