Broccoli haircut is so ugly, amirite?

I don't think this is an unpopular opinion for most non-gen z people

by Anonymous 1 year ago

All. My kids gen z friends have buzzed their hair in recent weeks. Is the broccoli era now behind us?

by AnalysisKitchen1961 1 year ago

Who is to blame for triggering the latest round this time? I remember one time it was Lenny Kravitz.

by Ok_Pineapple 1 year ago

It's been behind us for a minute. Haven't seen it all since 2022

by Secret-Friend 1 year ago

Its not an unpopular opinion among most gen z people. Everyone I know is just kinda confused as to why its so popular

by Rflatley 1 year ago

lol, "the proof is on his head" 😂

by Direct-Inevitable415 1 year ago

Poor kid😂😂

by Maximum_Suit 1 year ago

Not unpopular. 100% of the people who like the broccoli cut already have it.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I think that's more of a gen z thing, they'll grow out of it. In my day we had myspace haircuts. In my mom's day everyone had perms.

by DisasterNo 1 year ago

Yep, it's basically this generation's Justin Bieber swoop hairstyle that dudes rocked in the early 2010s.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

dammit that was me, 2010-2011 in middle school. Guess I can't hate on broccoli now.

by Plastic-League-9469 1 year ago

Hey now! I had the Justin Bieber hair BEFORE he was popular! (What I always said when people said I had Justin Bieber hair)

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Same. It was always called the "skater hair" where I'm from until JB became famous

by Dandre65 1 year ago

I was in my preteens/teens in the 90s, era of frosted tips and spiked hair, with a silk button-up shirt with either flames or a green looking smokey dragon on it The bieber haircut was the first style i didnt understand. Now im into the broccoli era of confusion.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Dude the mullets here (and just about gone). It came in a few years ago.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

There's very little authenticity and originality in this world anymore, unfortunately.

by Ok_Pineapple 1 year ago

I don't even know what a broccoli haircut is. Guess google, here I come.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Just go to the axe body spray aisle in any store.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

have you seen any young thug recently....its that

by Anonymous 1 year ago

tf you babbling about? Young Thug doesn't have a broccoli cut😂

by Lura90 1 year ago

young thug has locs my love

by Anonymous 1 year ago

We had bowl cuts. And that stupid little step line where your sideburns are/above the ear. Why? Looking back, I have no idea.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's the "Jersey Shore" haircut for GenZ.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

lol! It really is.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

"Young people's haircuts are stupid" - every older person throughout the history of time.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

And most of the time they were right

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I had a mullet. I can't throw stones.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Am I the only one who finds OP's Rant funny?

by Thilll 1 year ago

My hair is naturally curly due to Greek heritage. I was the only kid in my Aussie school with "Afro" curly hair. People used to roast me for it all the time. In uni/work, countless people have asked me if it's a perm, and how they wish they had curly hair.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

it's cute when you moisturize it and take care of it!! don't let anyone tell u otherwise

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Only assholes like it

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Men with this haircut just look like they're mean to women

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Every high-school aged white boy today has a haircut like Blanche Devereaux…they're gonna look back and laugh…

by Dry-Tie 1 year ago

My nephew had that haircut and I called him broccoli head before there was even a name for that haircut and my mom started crying laughing

by Anonymous 1 year ago

This is the Jersey Shore haircut for Gen Z. It's harmless, they look just as silly as those dudes with the Jersey Shore cut and big glass fake diamond earrings did in our time. That was also a douche look.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

As a 26 year old with a wild curly hair texture, there aren't many options for haircuts that don't end up like it. However I keep mine in a Mohawk, so I'm good

by Powerful-Knee8101 1 year ago

so genuinely what are men with curly hair supposed to do?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

go bald

by Anonymous 1 year ago

they can do that when they start balding or when they want to. i love a curly headed man smh leave them alone

by Anonymous 1 year ago

This douche cut is my least favourite to do as a barber

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I also find it irritating but maybe it's an age thing. Like at a certain age people just look at the young generation's hair and just go WTF?

by nona69 1 year ago

It irritating that people like a hair style you don't?

by Secret-Friend 1 year ago

I'm Gen Z and I don't like it

by hayesolen 1 year ago

There's actually a stereotype that's been created for these exact people. It's really funny how all of them follow the same pattern

by Legitimate-Buy5179 1 year ago

This is definitely an unpopular opinion because everyone I know loves the Broccoli haircut

by roscoeoconner 1 year ago

I haven't seen anyone over the age of 20 with this haircut here. Definitely a "teen haircut" and they're more ugly than not for most generations. When I was a teen it was definitely just as ugly with the weird combination of slick and spike hair. Thankfully I never got it because I was the "I'm different" type of immature at the time.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Not just white dudes....matter of fact, its kinda getting abandoned by them. If you really wanna rag on someone, look at middle eastern and latino dudes. They're still REALLY in to that hairstyle, and they all drive the same damn cars--Infiniti G37s (which has become THE broccoli haircut dude's favorite car), Scion TC coupes, pony cars (mustang, camaro). Generally speaking, if the dude drives a coupe....expect a broccoli haircut and all associated stereotypes along with it. It's likely true. The exception is a Corvette. People who drive Corvettes are almost never a douche.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Woah woah woah. People who drive corvettes are almost ALWAYS a douche! No other car guy on the planet says "well my car was the only one in this factory on this Tuesday after 5pm to be made in this color. So therefore, mine is one of a kind. I'll take $300k for it now. Thanks."

by Anonymous 1 year ago

hahah. I beg to differ! Every Corvette dude where I live--and there's a decent amount of them--are enthusiasts, typically in their 40s or 50s. What I keep seeing is these cats always keeping their distance in traffic like champs. They dont ride on your ass like G37s, Challengers, Chargers or Altimas. One guy I met actually bought his C7s directly from Paul Stanley of Kiss. TWO of them. One custom made, the other stock.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That's true. They're much more considerate drivers. Just don't ask them about their vette

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I think it's today's version of a cootie garage

by gunner24 1 year ago

It's fun to make fun of though.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's a gen z thing. But as gen z, I hate it too

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Back in the day they dyed their hair blonde to look like Eminem. Now they have the Broccoli haircut to look like Jack Harlow.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Guys are walking into job interviews with them and expecting to be taken seriously 😂

by No_Market7141 1 year ago

Just wait 10-15 years, theres gonna be a lot of embarrassed 30 year olds In 20 years tho we will see it come back around

by PassionSoggy3234 1 year ago