+16 Masturbating on one's stomach on a bed through clothes while flaccid is vastly superior to the traditional "jerking" method. amirite?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

More of a gross confession more than anything else.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Much like OP.

by gleichnerberyl 8 months ago

Interesting response. Do go on.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Flaccid? I like doing it hands free as well though.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

You should try using a couch

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I've tried, but mattresses are much more comfortable.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Alright JD

by Cautious-Molasses-32 8 months ago

Is this JD Vance's burner?

by Trevionstrosin 8 months ago

You're the second person to ask that. What does a VP candidate have to do with this?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

I agree. Unpopular opinions about movies are boring.

by monahanelecta 8 months ago

No, regular public schooling. I was raised Catholic, but it was never super serious. Haven't been to church in years.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Have you tried the meta above or do you just yank it like you're trying to pull a clog from a drain?

by PriorLadder 8 months ago

I've tried, but it does nothing for me.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

😂

by PriorLadder 8 months ago

I came here (pun intended) expecting OP was a girl.... thouroughly disappointed

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Girls do a traditional jerking method?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

DJ-ing.. but some of them use pillows, dildos, and other props

by Anonymous 8 months ago

DJing?

by Anonymous 8 months ago

LOL wut???

by euna96 8 months ago

5 or 6??

by Fantastic-Purchase 8 months ago

Yes. I didn't know it was anything sexual at the time. I just know that it felt amazing.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

Perhaps you should try the JD Vance method. You might like it.

by Anonymous 8 months ago

What's that?

by Anonymous 8 months ago