+16 Masturbating on one's stomach on a bed through clothes while flaccid is vastly superior to the traditional "jerking" method. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

More of a gross confession more than anything else.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Much like OP.

by gleichnerberyl 11 months ago

Interesting response. Do go on.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Flaccid? I like doing it hands free as well though.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

You should try using a couch

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I've tried, but mattresses are much more comfortable.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Alright JD

by Cautious-Molasses-32 11 months ago

Is this JD Vance's burner?

by Trevionstrosin 11 months ago

You're the second person to ask that. What does a VP candidate have to do with this?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I agree. Unpopular opinions about movies are boring.

by monahanelecta 11 months ago

No, regular public schooling. I was raised Catholic, but it was never super serious. Haven't been to church in years.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Have you tried the meta above or do you just yank it like you're trying to pull a clog from a drain?

by PriorLadder 11 months ago

I've tried, but it does nothing for me.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

😂

by PriorLadder 11 months ago

I came here (pun intended) expecting OP was a girl.... thouroughly disappointed

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Girls do a traditional jerking method?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

DJ-ing.. but some of them use pillows, dildos, and other props

by Anonymous 11 months ago

DJing?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

LOL wut???

by euna96 11 months ago

5 or 6??

by Fantastic-Purchase 11 months ago

Yes. I didn't know it was anything sexual at the time. I just know that it felt amazing.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Perhaps you should try the JD Vance method. You might like it.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

What's that?

by Anonymous 11 months ago