+43 Grown adults shouldn't complain about paper straws, amirite?

by satterfieldtheo 1 month ago

Can you explain, exactly, why you believe straws aren't for adults? Be as specific as possible.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Why cant adults use straws?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I will complaint about it.

by Repulsive-City 1 month ago

Some people aren't able to drink without a straw you know. Dental surgery, sensitive teeth a couple of examples.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

To further add, using straws are prophylactic against tooth damage when drinking acidic drinks, like soda pop or fruit juice.

by Moenkristy 1 month ago

Paper straws are filled to the brim with forever chemicals, and those leach out like crazy. So it's unhealth. Also, people with health problems may need a straw.

by Active_Technician964 1 month ago

Grown adults can be disabled also. 🙄

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I have a tremor so straws help greatly. Not so much when they turn to mush.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I just feel sorry for people that live such lives in which they think their opinion on straws is important.

by Relative_Fuel_5167 1 month ago

Why not? Even if prefer not to use straws many to go cups are designed to be only for them…

by SpeakerLower 1 month ago

Paper straws don't work in my juice box.... And I have to have a juice box with my nanners!

by Melodic-Diamond 1 month ago

Listen man, if I'm at home I just sip from a cup like a normal human. When I'm at a fast food place I'm given a cup with a lid and a paper straw, while I'm in the restaurant for sure I can sip the cup but that's not great while driving as tipping the cup back will obscure my vision, with a straw I can just pick the cup up, sip and put back with my eyes never leaving the road. I don't care about the damn straws that much, I more care about the forever chemicals the things are made with, to a lesser extent they dissolve quickly and the prongs from the lid dig into the straw making it worse, especially with McDonald's Iced Coffee.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Because I'm not so stupid I think enjoying my life is for kids. "Bah, enjoyment! I can't do that anymore, I become more than 18!" Your logic is flawed, and it makes me sad because it reflects a depressing downward spiral humanity is in, worse than it already was.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Or ppl can just shut up, plan ahead, and buy reusable straws…

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Companies can also buy good paper straws. I've used some that feel just like plastic but are paper. They're just expensive iirc. A coffee shop by me has them.

by Aron01 1 month ago

i can't have ice touching my teeth. it's also really inconvenient trying to walk with a to-go paper cup of coke or whatever without a lid on it so i could drink from it without a straw, not to mention having a lidless cup in a cupholder of your car while driving or trying to remove the lid to take a sip while the car is moving. a proper straw doubles as a stirrer which is needed with many drinks. lastly, why are some people (like you) trying to ban adults from convenience/fun/joy? "you're an adult now, drink without a straw." "you're an adult now, eat food you find disgusting." "you're an adult now, cartoons are not for you." what's next? no mugs with handles anymore, burn your hand like an adult?

by johnstonfilomen 1 month ago

ESG seems intent on reducing the functionality of things that previously worked well to be useless. But out of all the downgrades paper straws are the biggest travesty absolutely awful, id prefer no straw at all. It also should be noted it takes much more carbon emissions to produce them.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Preach, brother! Philippians 2:14-15. Learn it. Know it. Live it. Also, no shirt, no shoes, no dice!

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Drinking a milkshake without a straw is begging for a huge mess.

by Key_Experience 1 month ago

This is one of those "opinions" that's just very clearly engagement bait Here's the attention you wanted i guess

by Anonymous 1 month ago

It is beyond me how they looked for an alternative material for straws, and it never occured to them that it should be waterproof

by FishermanConnect 1 month ago

You're eating way too much trash if this has had a noticeable effect on your life.

by Anonymous 1 month ago