You bastards. How dare you be telling that peson to kill theirself. Suicide is a serious issue, and if someone asks if they should kill themselves, you NEVER, EVER say they should.
Stay strong, there is so much in this world to live for. <3
Perhaps my random phrase will lift your spirits:
On a scale of one to purple, I'm a duck.
Hoisin sauce? You DO mean the thick, reddish-brown sauce that is sweet and spicy, commonly used on Peking Duck and other Chinese cooking?!?
The kind of hoisin sauce that is not really hoisin sauce, but is part of the krabby patty Secret Formula.
I'm kidding. I just wanted to include a discription that I came up with after googling the phrase "Hoisin Sauce" as I had never eaten nor seen such a product.
I'll keep that in mind :D
I call its feet.
even though that joke was so lame i actually laughed!
You must be killed, because clearly, you're a witch, and you turned me into a newt. I got better!
NO DON'T I LOVE YOU
hey i've attempted suicide three times and each time something unexpected happened and i survived. the worst failure in the world is commiting suicide and when you fail at that....... well there's nothing that feels worse. but now that i got help and i got myself together i am so happy that it failed. one day you'll realize what you have to live for.
hehe I laughed a little.
Only if you are a Vegetable and are brain dead. But because you wrote this you are neither.. therefore NO!
Technically you couldn't kill yourself if you're braindead because, well, you're already dead.
i'll cry if you do, even if i dont know you
No!!!!!!! Your life is precious. Instead of taking it, do something with it! Stay strong!
it might seem meaningless now. But one day it will be worth getting through because you will look back and say that made me stronger and im glad that i am here today...you might even look back and ask yourself why you felt this way. suicide is permanent answer to a temporary problem. please dont it. even if it doesnt seem like it, somebody somewhere loves you.
Ok people just because you have sick minds and want everybody to die so that you can get back at the world for not being nice to you does NOT mean you tell someone to kill themself, you freaks of nature need to rethink your whole life meaning and get over yourselves, because this is a serious issue.
I'm really sorry that you feel thats the only way to go on, and I hope you change your mind please so NOT kill yourself, I'll miss you, even if I don't know you
Do NOT kill yourself....Somebody will lose their soulmate....Y-O-U! <3 you!
Suicide is a VERY serious issue. Anyone out there saying that the OP should kill him/her self really has some sort of problem. I've already lost two friends to suicide in the past seven months so don't even JOKE about encouraging another person to take their own life!
I'm so sorry that you feel that life is terrible enough that you need to take you're own life but please remember that there are people out there who care about you, even if you don't think so. So many people will miss you once you're gone, believe me, even if it doesn't feel like it. YOU ARE LOVED <3
Maybe they just don't like you?
if you feel like everyone's against you, go to: http://www.givesmehope.com/
hopefully it will renew your hope in humankind.
even if things seem awful at the moment, they will get better
stay strong :)
That site makes MLIA sound real...
I LOVE YOU!
I know how you feel, life is tough. Sometimes you don't want to go on but you HAVE to. Think about someone... you mum, your little sister and live for them. If you died, what'd it do to them?
If you voted Yes for this I can't tell you how much I want to slap you right now.
"Someone loves you, even if you don't think so. Don't you know, YOU'VE GOT ME AND JESUS!!!!!!"
but, Jesus is dad too. Maybe you and OP cann go visit him. ( ; Ehhh?
Jesus isn't dead. If you ever read the story in the Bible about His crucifixion, which you obviously haven't, you know He came back to life and ascended to heaven ALIVE. And it's cruel and just so wrong to tell someone to kill themself. It's not funny.
DON'T DO IT. SOMEONE LOVES YOU IN THIS CRAZY WORLD!
Suicide is not the answer, it won't ease your pain one bit. You'll regret it once your dead, and it'll be to late.
You wont be able to regret it whe you're dead. You wont feel ANYTHING. You wont hear, fell, think, breathe. It's a final thing.
If you die and you are not a Christian,
you will feel. The eternal fires of hell. And you will hear. Screams. And you will think. About the pain. And you will breathe. The noxious gases of hell.
I hope none of you ever have to experience that.
suicide was invented for a reason. everything was invented for a reason.
who's to say we need to use those reasons?
be somebody who doesnt give a crap about those reasons and prove them wrong by living life to its fullest and forgetting all the bad things in this world!
What the hell is wrong with 1297 people?
Life has it's ups and downs. Sometimes it can throw an oddball at us that we aren't prepared for. But what truly defines a strong person is not that they avoid the problem, but that they push through and believe in themselves. I don't know what is making you feel this way, but keep hoping. If these comments say anything, it seems that you have found an entire group of people who care about you enough to not want you to do it. Please, please, for all of us, don't.
Think of the 6,000 people you need to meet!
And the 1,030 you need to slap!
Don't do it :-( I almost lost someone to suicide and I would've been crushed if I had. I know there is someone out there who feels the same way about you.
Keep it up! You're awesome :-)
IT IS FROM ALL OF US!
I hope you are not serious in thinking of getting much sympathy on a message board.
If you are serious please seek professional help.
love you, so do so many others.
Don't do it. You're loved and worth so much. You wouldn't be here if you didn't have a purpose. I don't know you, but I wish I could just give you a hug. I know life's tough and I've felt that way before too, but keep going, you'll be stronger for fighting through it. Read Jeremiah 29:11, it says "I know the plans I have for you, says the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you a hope and a future." We love you!!!!!
Wow, even though the chance that OP was a troll and joking around are high, it really makes me happy that people, who have no clue who he is, takes this seriously and tells him not to kill himself and that they love him. It really does Give Me Hope.
this makes me sad. you see, no one cares until he threatens death. this means that no one cares once hes done with his threats. this massing of human energy kind of dissipates once the threat of death is gone, and then the person is left all alone again. you cant solve the problem with a ton of 'i love yous' sent over the internet alone
Don't kill yourself, just help yourself & try fix your problem although it is not easy at first or talking to someone even if it's your dog :) my dog listens to me, only when I'm home alone though otherwise my mom would sent me away haha
life sucks but it goes on... think of all the lives you are a part of, and look at all these people who dont even no you saying not to do so... keep going and stay strong... and for all the sick people who have no heart grow up.... god bless<3
even though i dont know you, if i ever found out you died somehow, i would cry
Well, if your life depends on an Amirite post... lol jk don't do it bruh
You decided to whether or not to to end your life based on a amirite post. Good job, evolution has come far.
God I hope this guy killed himself already.
Don't kill yourself, you've been lucky just by being alive, you could've been anything and you're alive and obviously have access to technology because you're posting on this site. It may seem hopeless but nothing is. I'm not being awful or anti-religion but people posting extracts from the bible thats hardly gonna gelp either what if you're not of that religion. Anyway don't kill yourself, there must be something out there for you.
What doesn't concern me is the number of people who voted down, what concerns me is the number of people who voted up. :/
But please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please PLEAAAAAAAAASSEEEE don't kill yourself. That's bad. Verryyy bad.
1105 people need to be slapped
Wow, you're nice...
Please don't, just don't
If anything, ANYTHING, you can't let life win despite it being pointless or not.
You can't just give up and let It win, thats what it wants you to do.
By doing this you're losing and becoming nothing but another statistic.
I think and see it as a kinda endless videogame. It just keeps going through levels and you just gotta keep feeding it quarters and hope at the end you got a high score.
dear person, dont do it. you are truly amazing. anyone who knows you is soooo lucky!
Did you do it??????
nahhh im good now
dont kill yourself u have to much to live for :(
Although most people were probably lying about the "I love you" thing, I love everybody, and killing yourself is a terrible, selfish thing to do..
Please do not kill yourself people in this world love you!
there is a one in three million chance that u r alive.
im sorry i accidentally clicked yes please dont kill yourself im sure your a very awesome ninja just like us
Please, don't. You're too valuable.
But life just seems so meaningless
i love you
I like how you associated 'I love you' with the name Creeper XD
my guess this is fake and thus its hysterical
DO IT FAGGOT!
Someone goes on /b/ a lot.
look at the boobs on the interweb
you have no class
NO I LOVE YOU AND WHAT TO HAVE A BABY AND MAKE LOVE ALL NIGHT!
Actually, it'll depend what you did.. like if you have a criminal record.. chances are you're not gonna get a job, or travel. if you're crippled and feeding off a feeding tube(after results of a car crash), you pretty much cant do anything for the rest of your life.
I know it sounds kinda harsh for me to say this. life just seems meaningless if you cant contribute yourself to this world.
thts not very nice :(
i know it doesnt seem nice but because of the government's law, it just takes away your privileges. Plus you can't do anything about it because that's what society agreed on. There's no 2nd chance if you screwed up with the government.
you suck. you can always make your life better. =)
not really. course, you can just screw everything and live life, if thats what you mean
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