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Love potions in Harry Potter are really just fancy date rape drugs. amirite?
by Anonymous14 years ago
Imperio.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Of course, you could always get Felix Felicis.
One drink, and you'll get lucky all night.
by Anonymous14 years ago
not needed, i don't need potions to get lucky with someone.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Your cousins don't count, Ross.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I wasn't talking about my cousins, talk to your mom she might know something about it.
by Anonymous14 years ago
She's 55 and has had 5 kids. You need higher standards.
by Anonymous14 years ago
i guess you don't know your real mother yet.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I'm pretty intimate with yours, no worries.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Who would witches go to to report that? Aurors? Maybe the Misuse of Magical Artifacts office?
by Anonymous14 years ago
You don't report it, you wait until you father a child to grow further and further apart and eventually break free from the love potion and never come back. That way the child, who will become an orphan, will foster an underlying dislike for his heritage and muggles and soon turn into a horrible homicidal maniac bent on destroying all traces of wizards/wizards without an ancestry in magic. Then you smirk quietly in your grave, knowing that you've exacted the best revenge possible on the cause of your problem.
by Anonymous14 years ago
(Your+name+(optional)): But you sold the locket!
by Anonymous14 years ago
I hear avada kedavra and reducto used in conjunction with each other works wonders.
by Anonymous14 years ago
In this case, witches seem to be the ones who use them more.
by Anonymous14 years ago
True. I guess I was thinking in terms of human date-rape. Witches seem to be more aggressive than female muggles.
by Anonymous14 years ago
You could always drink poly juice potion, and then masturbate...
by Anonymous14 years ago
Expecto patronum, think of something happy and your "wand" lights up.
by Anonymous14 years ago
And "wisps of silvery mist" shoot out...
by Anonymous14 years ago
(Your+name+(optional)): Naw, mines a full patronus ;)
by Anonymous14 years ago
Why do you think they call it the "Shrieking Shack"?
by Anonymous14 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): Because people go there to rape those under the influence of love potions, that's why!
by Anonymous14 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): YOUR MOM!
by Anonymous14 years ago
(Muscle Man): WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOUNG MAN?!!
by Anonymous14 years ago
(Muscle Mom): YOUR MOM!
by Anonymous14 years ago
(Muscle Man): This whole conversation has been brought to you by the possibly mentally disturbed Chauncy Pickles.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
by Anonymous14 years ago
What name would that be? Chortling Myrtle?
Because she is laughing at how ridiculous the size af your "wand" is and how inexperienced you are when it comes to using it for pleasure.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Rohypnol? More like Ronhypnol http://instantrimshot.com/
by Anonymous14 years ago
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I heard of one of those, it's called "Harry's Hairy." Pop one of those, and you'll be lost in his forbidden forest.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Ok, since everyone's just gonna post a bunch of Potter puns, here's a shitty song full of them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VH4WqkGkSQ
Ok, I'm done, I'm gonna go watch Scooby Doo.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I like this one better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlUt7DCs0-s
by Anonymous14 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): That one's good, but this is my favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
by Anonymous14 years ago
I totally wasn't expecting that [!]
by Anonymous14 years ago
"What are you looking at?" "The moon...(dreamy voice) Isn't it beautiful?" "Divine..."
by Anonymous14 years ago
Personalized Date Rape Drugs, They'll be moaning your name for hours ;)
by Anonymous14 years ago
Potd sucks.
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Reoccurring comment reoccurs
by Anonymous14 years ago
Interrupting cheese interr-CHEEEEEESE!
by Anonymous14 years ago
Or licks, depending in the potd's gender.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Not the date rape drug, the "consensual" love-making drug.
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