Go ahead and slytherin ;)
I love puns. I love them so much.
this better get on amiwrong or my life is incomplete.
Of course, you could always get Felix Felicis.
One drink, and you'll get lucky all night.
not needed, i don't need potions to get lucky with someone.
Your cousins don't count, Ross.
I wasn't talking about my cousins, talk to your mom she might know something about it.
She's 55 and has had 5 kids. You need higher standards.
i guess you don't know your real mother yet.
I'm pretty intimate with yours, no worries.
You could always drink poly juice potion, and then masturbate...
Expecto patronum, think of something happy and your "wand" lights up.
And "wisps of silvery mist" shoot out...
(Your+name+(optional)): Naw, mines a full patronus ;)
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
What name would that be? Chortling Myrtle?
Because she is laughing at how ridiculous the size af your "wand" is and how inexperienced you are when it comes to using it for pleasure.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Who would witches go to to report that? Aurors? Maybe the Misuse of Magical Artifacts office?
You don't report it, you wait until you father a child to grow further and further apart and eventually break free from the love potion and never come back. That way the child, who will become an orphan, will foster an underlying dislike for his heritage and muggles and soon turn into a horrible homicidal maniac bent on destroying all traces of wizards/wizards without an ancestry in magic. Then you smirk quietly in your grave, knowing that you've exacted the best revenge possible on the cause of your problem.
(Your+name+(optional)): But you sold the locket!
In this case, witches seem to be the ones who use them more.
True. I guess I was thinking in terms of human date-rape. Witches seem to be more aggressive than female muggles.
I hear avada kedavra and reducto used in conjunction with each other works wonders.
Why do you think they call it the "Shrieking Shack"?
(Chauncy Pickles): Because people go there to rape those under the influence of love potions, that's why!
(Chauncy Pickles): YOUR MOM!
(Muscle Man): WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOUNG MAN?!!
(Muscle Mom): YOUR MOM!
(Muscle Man): This whole conversation has been brought to you by the possibly mentally disturbed Chauncy Pickles.
Ok, since everyone's just gonna post a bunch of Potter puns, here's a shitty song full of them:
Ok, I'm done, I'm gonna go watch Scooby Doo.
I like this one better.
(Chauncy Pickles): That one's good, but this is my favorite.
I totally wasn't expecting that [!]
"What are you looking at?" "The moon...(dreamy voice) Isn't it beautiful?" "Divine..."
I heard of one of those, it's called "Harry's Hairy." Pop one of those, and you'll be lost in his forbidden forest.
Not the date rape drug, the "consensual" love-making drug.
And you're the one to talk? He is read in a book, tons of people love him, and he came back from the dead. Sounds familiar...
There's no proof that it's fake. It could be real. It's probably real.
Potter or Jesus?
To me, Potter IS Jesus. And Weasley is my king.
Rohypnol? More like Ronhypnol http://instantrimshot.com/
Personalized Date Rape Drugs, They'll be moaning your name for hours ;)
Wasn't this the POTD yesterday?
Reoccurring comment reoccurs
Interrupting cheese interr-CHEEEEEESE!
Or licks, depending in the potd's gender.