Love potions in Harry Potter are really just fancy date rape drugs. amirite?

Imperio.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course, you could always get Felix Felicis. One drink, and you'll get lucky all night. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not needed, i don't need potions to get lucky with someone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your cousins don't count, Ross.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wasn't talking about my cousins, talk to your mom she might know something about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She's 55 and has had 5 kids. You need higher standards.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i guess you don't know your real mother yet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty intimate with yours, no worries.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who would witches go to to report that? Aurors? Maybe the Misuse of Magical Artifacts office?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't report it, you wait until you father a child to grow further and further apart and eventually break free from the love potion and never come back. That way the child, who will become an orphan, will foster an underlying dislike for his heritage and muggles and soon turn into a horrible homicidal maniac bent on destroying all traces of wizards/wizards without an ancestry in magic. Then you smirk quietly in your grave, knowing that you've exacted the best revenge possible on the cause of your problem.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): But you sold the locket! wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hear avada kedavra and reducto used in conjunction with each other works wonders.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In this case, witches seem to be the ones who use them more.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True. I guess I was thinking in terms of human date-rape. Witches seem to be more aggressive than female muggles.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You could always drink poly juice potion, and then masturbate...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Expecto patronum, think of something happy and your "wand" lights up. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And "wisps of silvery mist" shoot out...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Naw, mines a full patronus ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why do you think they call it the "Shrieking Shack"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Because people go there to rape those under the influence of love potions, that's why!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): YOUR MOM!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Muscle Man): WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOUNG MAN?!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Muscle Mom): YOUR MOM!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Muscle Man): This whole conversation has been brought to you by the possibly mentally disturbed Chauncy Pickles.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean. A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What name would that be? Chortling Myrtle? Because she is laughing at how ridiculous the size af your "wand" is and how inexperienced you are when it comes to using it for pleasure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rohypnol? More like Ronhypnol http://instantrimshot.com/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I heard of one of those, it's called "Harry's Hairy." Pop one of those, and you'll be lost in his forbidden forest.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok, since everyone's just gonna post a bunch of Potter puns, here's a shitty song full of them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VH4WqkGkSQ Ok, I'm done, I'm gonna go watch Scooby Doo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like this one better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlUt7DCs0-s

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): That one's good, but this is my favorite. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I totally wasn't expecting that [!]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"What are you looking at?" "The moon...(dreamy voice) Isn't it beautiful?" "Divine..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Personalized Date Rape Drugs, They'll be moaning your name for hours ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Potd sucks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reoccurring comment reoccurs

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Interrupting cheese interr-CHEEEEEESE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or licks, depending in the potd's gender.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not the date rape drug, the "consensual" love-making drug.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wasn't this the POTD yesterday?

by Anonymous 13 years ago