Sex should be a morning activity. amirite?

Morning smashes were always my favorite. Then breakfast.

by Any_Statement 1 month ago

What about second breakfast?

by Kyleeherman 1 month ago

What about second morning smash?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

But what if there's crumbs on the table?!

by haylee60 1 month ago

Then a crumbly ass it is

by Entire-Vacation-8911 1 month ago

Seconds it is then

by haylee60 1 month ago

past tense

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Yep 😕

by Any_Statement 1 month ago

My mouth is as dry as her lips

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Breakfast first!

by Jessicabruen 1 month ago

I prefer morning sex as well but wouldn't exclude afternoons/evenings/nights entirely.

by Same-Branch 1 month ago

I love anytime sexings but the prebedtime + cuddle afterwards combo is just blissful. Well I guess that combo is always blissful it's just nice to not have to worry about leaving that embrace for any other responsibilities.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

You need more sleep

by Tressarempel 1 month ago

I like pre-sleep sex a lot better than morning sex. In the morning I'm anxious when I wake up and feel like crap and need to pee. Before sleep I have residual pent up energy that I can work out through sex, it helps me sleep.

by Background-Pitch 1 month ago

No, thanks. I'm pretty lethargic in the morning. I rather turn around and take another nap.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Just take a 28 minute nap instead of a 30

by Jdavis 1 month ago

Well if you're turning around anyway…

by masonkeebler 1 month ago

Men's testosterone is highest in the morning, so men will agree. Women, probably not.

by Wild-Cable 1 month ago

All testosterone, no foreplay

by Reasonable-Advance65 1 month ago

30 seconds of pumping and then dumping your still groggy partner.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I'm a woman, and I prefer morning sex.

by mhamill 1 month ago

Afternoon delight is where it's at.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Especially down at the big yellow joint

by Anonymous 1 month ago

There's always money in the banana stand

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Well you are the big marriage expert. Oh that's right your wife is dead

by Public-Crazy-612 1 month ago

Waking up refreshed and ready in this economy?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

People are talking about sex, what does this mean?

by Kuhicfrancis 1 month ago

It's an all-day event for me. Kinda like THUNDERDOME. Two men enter, one man leaves.

by OrdinaryStrawberry 1 month ago

"Who wants to take a poke at my man spine eater here?"

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Uhh...hmm.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

It is already? Best boners are in the morning.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

🎵🌝🍌🥒🌽🥕🥖🌚🎶

by Leonorkassulke 1 month ago

I can tell you're a guy

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Bro works at Chick-fil-A, quick service and always "my pleasure"

by Puzzleheaded-Two9540 1 month ago

Sex should be done all times of the day

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I'm not spending a solid portion of my day, let along the beginning of the day, with cum leaking out me.

by gloverrichard 1 month ago

You can always sit on the toilet for a few minutes after, 90% of it will come out. You should be peeing after sex anyways.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Absolutely not. Mornings are hell, and I'd rather do without them entirely. I can however boink the doink at any time after work until just before bed.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I'm more concerned about you being so knackered you feel like you can't do anything after 5pm

by Trick_Insect_4016 1 month ago

Right?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

No thanks. Morning breath, gunky eyes and smelly junk- yuck.

by False-Direction-63 1 month ago

Guess you don't like seasoning on your food either

by Possible-Arugula-994 1 month ago

Agreed evening is worst. And has an element of expectation and duty, which is not conducive to attention. This is only exacerbated by lethargy. But morning time, whilst good for all the reasons you suggest, is best of a weekend when not rushed. Otherwise the day is there, pestering you out of bed. No, my friend, for the true connoisseur Early Afternoon Sex is the best. Why? Because it has most of the benefits of morning sex you raise, but also because early afternoon is generally accepted to be the time that "you really should have something else to do right now" and so, by deduction, if you're having afternoon sex it is because you've shown your partner a willingness to throw off the shackles of life, to throw away the World for a while and to immerse yourselves together.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Women have to be relaxed to be turned on(specifically very relaxed (no sleeping does not count as relaxed) and then excited), and men have to be slightly stressed to be turned on. It's a neurological thing, I can't remember the rest I learned about it in neurology (specifically the nerve centres to the genitals)… So ya, this works if you're gay.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I mean, this doesn't work terribly well for us gays either, just for very different reasons. It would definitely be stressful though, just not in an excitement kind of way. In our case, mid-morning/early afternoon would the closest/best equivalent. Unless it's only blowjobs I guess, that's still an acceptable morning activity.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Yes. The Andrew Huberman neurology bootcamp.

by Welchsavannah 1 month ago

University, I'm in healthcare, but good try 😂

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I bet that it can be satisfying enough who thinks that sex is about emptying his balls in someone else and not about making love to a partner.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

If it takes you 30 minutes to get you off, need all day to build it up and you're so unsatisfied you need it more than once a week it can't be that good. See how making baseless assumptions can come across as judgy, rude and condescending?

by Possible-Arugula-994 1 month ago

You're a man if you think it takes any less than that for women to get off.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I can't think of anything worse tbh

by Anonymous 1 month ago

What about biting into an apple with a worm in it

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Better than being pawed at 8am ngl

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Are you familiar with morning breath?

by Williamsonjamis 1 month ago

Clearly he's never spoken to 8 out of 10 dentists

by Anonymous 1 month ago

that's my fetish

by Anonymous 1 month ago

You don't like flavour?

by Possible-Arugula-994 1 month ago

People saying they'll get up to brush before. My dude. In the 2-5 minutes you left to brush your teeth and do bathroom stuff I already got my phone and started doom scrolling. I'm not feeling sexy anymore if I need to wait for prep.

by Sweaty_Flatworm 1 month ago

Yeah, it makes even dirtier

by Anonymous 1 month ago

🤢 🤮

by Ashamed_Opening 1 month ago

I prefer it in the morning and before meals whenever possible.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Gotta have a clear rectum, am I right

by Possible-Arugula-994 1 month ago

I wouldn't be the one to yuck anybody's yum, but, some of the antics we get up to are just easier to sustain when we don't have a meal weighing us down.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I'm one to yum someone's yuck

by Possible-Arugula-994 1 month ago

It's pretty great.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

OP is definitely a dude who thinks that sex is poking my own dick into a warm hole. Who tf cares if the woman can get a climax?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

My ex had a much lower libido than I do and would climax quickly if we did it in the morning, so I always preferred nights + after some drinks. He's an ex for a reason. Once he was done, it was over, and I'd be frustrated for days. Turned me away from morning sex completely and made me feel like a fleshlight to satisfy his morning wood.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Nothing like panting into your partners face with breath that smells like an open sewer

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Midday might be the most optimal time for it. Too sleepy/groggy/slow in the morning, too tired by the evening.

by Recent_Resource 1 month ago

Or make it night, morning and in between. If you have no energy after 5 pm you need to get your health checked

by Jeaniemarks 1 month ago

I prefer mornings but my wife prefers evenings. We do it in the evenings. (This is a joke we obviously do it all the time, no matter the time)

by garry90 1 month ago

Unless in Prison

by Erickbraun 1 month ago

I like morning time but not for anything oral… just sex lol.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

No kisses either. Just dicking down a gal and done with it, with no consideration whatsoever for her orgasm.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I'm not enough of a morning person for that. To me having to do something physical in the morning sounds like a nightmare, at night I feel much more fresh and ready

by Harberfreda 1 month ago

"Nothing I like more than banging on a deadline," I've never said in my life.

by Kari30 1 month ago

"Everything past 5pm for scrolling reels and absolutely nothing else" is a very sad statement.

by Longjumping-Loss-829 1 month ago

Yeah but morning breath is a thing, I mean if it was sex right after waking up would be great but I prefer to have a fresh breath before kissing my partner.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Woman here, nah, can't cum in the morning or need to try really hard. Afternoon hits the spot!

by Key-Result2569 1 month ago

can i at least have coffee first?

by wiegandmeggie 1 month ago

It sounds like you have some kind of undiagnosed medical issue if you're too tired to do anything past 5pm.

by MusicianEasy2390 1 month ago

Why you callin everyone buddy? It's weird.

by MountainPraline 1 month ago

You're weird buddy

by Possible-Arugula-994 1 month ago

It honestly sounds like you're really uncomfortable with how your boyfriend handles your intimacy, especially in the mornings. Everyone deserves to feel valued and hot by your partner and if he's not making you feel good about yourself or taking into consideration your comfort you should reassess why you're still in that relationship. Feelings matter and you deserve someone who will put you first and make you feel loved, seen and appreciated. You yourself should also work on building up your confidence!

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I recently lost 250lbs by throwing the whole man away. He was a lot like your bf.

by Background-Pitch 1 month ago

Brother, I think you have a point, and I'm not referring to what's in your pants.

by Warm-Professional 1 month ago

some people can only go once

by Federal-Apricot5205 1 month ago

Sex should be everyday not just morning

by jorge49 1 month ago

I have a rebuttal to this but I don't know how to word it without sounding like I don't have neurons

by Important-Royal9623 1 month ago

I'm a big fan of being woken up with sex AND going to bed with it!

by Jaren97 1 month ago

AND being groped in the middle of the night while half asleep! Yay!

by Jaren97 1 month ago

I been married 6 times and not once did one wife ever wanted morning sex hell even see in general was a no once they get ring

by westleyjacobi 1 month ago

It often is. 1 in the morning. 2 in the morning. 5 in the morning.

by joeyarmstrong 1 month ago

I like sexy sex in the middle of the night, morning, before work, after work, at the gym, in the car, at funerals, movies, and any other place to bust thy nut

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Best way to set up a great day

by dickensjayce 1 month ago

¿porque no los dos?

by Harmonwalker 1 month ago

Yes! Your body is completely relaxed in the morning & it's always felt the best then😩

by DietExpensive 1 month ago

This is so NOT unpopular.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I hate waiting to make sex the very last thing you do before sleep. It's a physical activity, you wouldn't wait till bedtime to go for a jog

by Anonymous 1 month ago

If you do it right, I'm knocked out for the night

by Reasonable-Advance65 1 month ago

You can use that extra morning energy to get important things done instead, and you can also start sprinkling a bit of foreplay until the evening which by that time it becomes explosive. The quiet and calm of night as also creates a great ambiance for passion.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Yes you're highly aroused AKA "The Morning Wood" however be aware of your natural resources that are you are depleting, men.

by Leonorkassulke 1 month ago

Some of the best sex I've had was in the morning.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

It really is best in the mornings.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

We have sex a couple times a week. I honestly don't remember the last time it was in the evening. Always the morning.

by ZealousidealCamel 1 month ago

Sex should be normal and an everyday activity, with no taboos.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

How about a never activity?

by Scared_Screen_2071 1 month ago

No, it should be done 5 times a day

by Appropriate_Shirt 1 month ago

Who says it isn't?

by Foreign-Writer6441 1 month ago

Gets worse as you get older and staying awake in the evening gets more difficult. I've always like morning sex better though.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

It is! Especially if it's with myself!

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Get het before she gets out of bed to start her day 🤣

by Business_Cup 1 month ago

My wife and I are morning people.. the best way to start your day

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I didn't know this was an unpopular opinion. I just assumed people don't have time as they usually have things to do in the morning, ie go to work

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Morning breath If I have to get up to brush my teeth it ruins the spontaneity. Once I'm up, I'm up and I want my coffee.

by Percyharvey 1 month ago

This reminds me of one of my favorite George Carlin jokes, "You know why men don't like morning sex? You ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

by Anonymous 1 month ago

100% agree. Wake up with no alarm, cuddle in bed and have sex. Get up for breakfast. Go back to sex.

by ChoiceDaikon 1 month ago

Mind your business. Like Cartman, I don't care, I do what I want.

by Think_Panda_5628 1 month ago

Sure, if you don't have a job. Zero chance I'm waking up before my alarm to have crusty eyed, bad breath morning sex.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I like the late approach better. The act suck everything you have left, and you're ready to sleep like a baby.

by Queasy-Potential9646 1 month ago

I'm way too tired for that in the morning lol

by jeffrey38 1 month ago

Hell no, my mornings are sacred and should be used productively.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I like to be freshly clean during such an activity

by Deckowgregoria 1 month ago

But if I have sex in the morning I'll be late for work.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

The only time I'm completely uninterested in the idea of sex is when I've just woken up, so... no thanks. Maybe morning people have that much energy fresh out of bed, but I'm a night owl, and need at least 30 minutes to an hour to fully wake up. If I did attempt to give a guy morning sex, I'm pretty sure I'd just lay there, and that's fun for no one.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

If you can keep it down, sure go have a blast. If you bang on loud enough that you wake me, your downstairs neighbor up at 7:00 AM and deprive me of my extra 30 minutes of sleep, then no.

by SweetDonut8125 1 month ago

Unless you work dead man's shifts and/ or are the opposite of a morning person. I'm not waiting for a strenuous activity early in the morning as that's the time I'm the LEAST energetic.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I agree with you. My fiancé is only ever in the mood at night before going to sleep and by then all I want to do is cuddle and then go night-night. I'm normally in the mood in the morning or afternoon, but he never is

by Familiar_Spare_3661 1 month ago

Nice to get a couple in before the sun comes up

by kennedi75 1 month ago

It very well can be

by Desperate-Row6925 1 month ago

Curious. What about after intercourse and being spent from doing the deed, though?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

"you're fresh and energised, ready for the challenges the day has to offer" .. "I have no energy past 5pm" some of the strangest ideas i have ever heard.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Same for drinking

by Anonymous 1 month ago

You clearly haven't smelled my wife's breath in the morning

by Nilspaucek 1 month ago

But I'm so tired 😩 It takes me like 2 hours to feel fully awake

by Safe-Recognition-415 1 month ago

I'm gonna have to agree with this opinion.

by Any_Presence_3612 1 month ago

I do enjoy it more in the morning.

by Easy_Net_8648 1 month ago

Nah, I may have the stuffers shaft when I wake up but that means my brain is devoid of bloodflow lmao. I'm braindead until I wait about an hour, then do everything I need to do in the morning after which, only THEN will I be ready for anything even emotionally investive. Before than one hour? I might as well not even be human. Just a pile of meat fighting with my mind, no emotions, no energy, no power, no nothing.

by Wildermanlillia 1 month ago

I mean get it when you can?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I want to get up and get the day going in the mornings, I'm just thinking about what I have planned and how I'm gonna do it. No mood for sex most of the time. Evenings though, everything is done, I'm relaxed, nothing on my mind, oh yes, perfect time

by Anonymous 1 month ago

When hungover its a must.

by boscobenjamin 1 month ago

Finally an unpopular opinion I can get behind

by Square_Conference439 1 month ago

I don't have the morning stamina anymore. Whenever my wife needs to express something needs to be done fast "like you on a Saturday morning". I bring my A game after 2pm.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

AM sex is my favorite. Don't care how bad the rest of the day is. I had sex!

by MistakeSensitive1469 1 month ago

Morning sex is awesome. I like morning and before bed.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Wake up, she's grumpy, no sex in months

by Leather-Reference746 1 month ago

Morning sex is my favorite.

by Anonymous 1 month ago