+37 Airport security can probably tell who is starting/ending their trip based on how the bag is packed when it goes through the X-ray. amirite?

by Patient-Light3280 1 month ago

at the airport your bag pretty much speaks for you without having to utter a single word, which is how security know to who to pull aside for secondary inspection

by murphyderick 1 month ago

I've been chosen my last like 7 flights in a row. Wtf is wrong with my backpack.

by bondricka 1 month ago

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by Rhodaschuster 1 month ago

Have you checked it for a bomb?

by Traditional_Run_2382 1 month ago

And what about this bomb in here? gestures to bomb in bag

by Traditional_Run_2382 1 month ago

Only talk about it if they ask 3 times.

by AssumptionFit3765 1 month ago

That doesn't sound white

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I got patted down on 6 different flight before someone said don't wear hoodies, we pat you down with those on.

by MusicianIcy6852 1 month ago

Hold up. I usually do travel in sweatpants and hoodies... HOLD UP.

by bondricka 1 month ago

Uh yeah, that's how security works. Of course they do a secondary inspection based on what's in your bag. They don't pat down every single person with a backpack.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Yes, mine can very easily guessed. In return flight i separate the dirty clothes in a separate plastic bag inside the suitcase

by Winifredwelch 1 month ago

Ha! Same, if hotels are going to provide a laundry bag, why not use it?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Isn't that what most people do? What kind of dirtbag mixes their dirty socks with clean t shirts?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I have learned in life to never underestimate people stupidity

by Winifredwelch 1 month ago

So do I. At the end of one trip, one inspector stuck his head in the bag and gagged. Perhaps I should have warned him.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Nonsense. My stuff were messy going and coming back.

by blakewalker 1 month ago

This is the way

by Bennie55 1 month ago

They must wonder why my wife is always starting her trip and I'm always ending mine.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I've always just left the airport on the return flight… are we supposed to get scanned?

by Ok-Dragonfruit 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure that they meant on the airport you leave from because they scan your stuff on the way in for your return flight…

by Kitchen_Rub9493 1 month ago

How are you this dense bro

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Yeah the return flight does tend to scan your bags. Like every flight

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Seriously?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Layovers I guess

by Ritchiekrystal 1 month ago

My clothes are rolled up in the suitcase with easy-access snacks for long layovers (cheaper tickets) no matter what.

by Correct-Cup-5053 1 month ago

I will in fact have every member of tsa upped out to visually inspect my six thousand lobsters.

by Anonymous 1 month ago