the sexual activity of the elderly, amirite?

Damn bro, did you stumble across the wrong category on the hub or what?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

OP walked in on his grandparents for sure.

by ronaldo17 1 month ago

He watched them twice just to make sure he was disgusted.

by AdDiligent9730 1 month ago

Sex over 50? Straight to jail.

by AdDiligent9730 1 month ago

Every year over 50 is +3 felony counts of overage sex.

by Iconroy 1 month ago

Repeat offenders will be sent to Guantanamo Bay.

by AdDiligent9730 1 month ago

I'm going to be under Guantanamo Bay.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I'm assuming you're young. Check back with us when you're 50 and we'll see if you're ready to give sex up.

by ProfessionalKick209 1 month ago

You're welcome to give up sex at 50, but what other people do in bed is none of your concern.

by Interesting-Tap 1 month ago

Nice troll. Tips fedora. Not really. This isn't even a good troll.

by WrongIncrease 1 month ago

I foretell the building of massive prisons for geriatric offenders.

by Borerkyla 1 month ago

My mother is 51 and just had a baby 😂

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Straight to jail with her!

by Ryanmadison 1 month ago

Believe it or not- straight to jail.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Bets on how long until this gets taken down?

by JewelerOutside 1 month ago

Tell yourself this when you're old and you want to have sex and have a willing partner.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I'm sorry but how'd you even think of this

by Abject_Repair_6322 1 month ago

50 = elderly

by Anonymous 1 month ago

OP is one of the sexless Zoomers we keep reading about.

by Tough-Treacle 1 month ago

Would these penalties be harsher than a broken hip?

by Effective_Low4708 1 month ago

I used to work in medical transportation. The nursing homes.and retirement communites were wild. Lots of sex and Drugs. Let th3m have their fun

by Anonymous 1 month ago

never. fun is for the young

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Bro it ain't that deep 🤣

by Anonymous 1 month ago

People having sex is disgusting in general. Any form of sexual intercourse can qualify as self-harm.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I've been with my wife for more than forty years. Forty years of practice. You get really good with that kind of practice.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Well.. some people shouldn't procreate. But it is sad when elderly people have more sex than ignorant whippersnappers.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Who hurt you?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Says person who has never had sex in his/her life.

by OvenEfficient1213 1 month ago