+19 If you take more than 3-5 minutes to sh*t you have a problem, amirite?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Wait until you have kids and need a break from them. Sometimes even the toilet is unsuccessful for solitude.

by Glad-Guava 1 month ago

Soliturd

by Anonymous 1 month ago

But not solid-turd, or OP will be there tapping their watch.

by Vegetable-Tap4948 1 month ago

💫

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Lmfaaaooo I was thinking just this. I have two under 3 and they bang the door down when I'm in there

by Anonymous 1 month ago

if you have kids, you should have had a solid reliable method to calm down and remain calm without needing to hide.

by smithbertha 1 month ago

I read a chapter of my book each time I go to the toilet. Thank you, but I don't have a problem.

by Other_Lime_6594 1 month ago

I guess I'm not people. I kinda want to get out of the bathroom as quickly as possible.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

My grandparents had the Sears or Bay catalogue. You could read it for as long as you could stand the smell and the cold, and rip the pages out for double duty.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Or kids

by fletaleffler 1 month ago

depends on the entertainment.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

agreed. dont spend anymore time than you absolutely have to.

by smithbertha 1 month ago

to what?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

sounds like a simple boundary issue. try telling people you want to be left alone.

by smithbertha 1 month ago