Slow Picking a crusty booger out of your nose is one of the best feelings, amirite?

Those long ones that start solid but slowly morph to liquid the deeper they go. When you pull it out and feel the entire comet trail of booger that seems to be coming from as deep as your brain. Bliss.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

That's the one!!

by Brendanjacobson 1 month ago

That's the ONLY way they pick their nose in Heaven, where every fart is hot and crisp enough to scratch your butthole.

by Empty_Vast 1 month ago

the closest to an orgasm you can have without actual sex

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Some things simply cannot be reached with a tissue. I will die on this hill.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

One does not simply walk into nosedor.

by Ransom31 1 month ago

And how clear your nose feels breathing through it afterwards.

by hackettdaija 1 month ago

It's the best when my fingernails are just about due for a clipping so I can get a real good grip on those bad boys. Honestly this might not be an unpopular opinion. I'm sure everybody loves this feeling.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I like it when they're all tangled up in the nose hairs and you have to scrap that lil boog off of the sides while it pulls and tugs and gives your hairs a little trim.

by Janelle97 1 month ago

And makes you sneeze. I'm the same.

by ChocolateNo7933 1 month ago

I keep one finger nail intentionally longer for this purpose. Only while driving obviously, I'm not a monster

by ValueConstant3966 1 month ago

We all do it. Just don't touch me or my stuff until you wash/sanitize your hands.

by Lavernasmith 1 month ago

Bonus points for engaging the big leafy piece of nose lettuce…and then that exquisite sensation of it dislodging and beginning to slide forward under your fingernail. I need a cigarette now.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Yup

by NewWasabi9037 1 month ago

Better than slow picking a scab off a 99% healed wound? Like the wound is good, but if you rip the scab off at this point you night bleed a tiny amount.

by Rubye74 1 month ago

When I was overseas in a foreign country, I saw a lot of people with misshappened nostrils. I learned this is because they pick their nose with their fingers as they do not have any q tips. From that day on, I tried to never pick my nose with my fingers and use qtips.

by Hot_Position_1733 1 month ago

Reading that is absolutely disgusting... But... I eat my boogers since my youngest age... Everyday... Always.

by Anonymous 1 month ago