People that don't acknowledge their farts are diabolical, amirite?

I ain't gonna lie if I'm asked about it but that doesn't mean I need to announce it. It's a regular bodily function so who gives a crap

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Crop dusting in the office

by Anonymous 1 month ago

"Vator beef", farting in the elevator, it's the best.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

It's the ones who blatantly lie about it when you hear it then smell it. Those are the most diabolical.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Better out than in.

by berenice58 1 month ago

Nice name 😂

by Defiant_Umpire 1 month ago

If it's a quiet one, you can say, "Do you smell popcorn?"

by Dramatic-Fix-9624 1 month ago

Thats why I yell look out

by Anonymous 1 month ago

The fart walk

by lethastreich 1 month ago

Crop dusting

by Robbstreich 1 month ago

Are you a He who first smelled it dealt it guy, or a he who denied it supplied it guy? Confucius say, "He who farts in church, sits in his own pew".

by Ecstatic-Piece 1 month ago

Farting in church is hilarious. Nobody can get away. They have no choice but to sit in your stink, fanning themselves with their bibles, eyes watering, as your Saturday night pizza-and-beer brimstone surprise assaults them in their faces. I think this is why I don't go to church anymore. Me and a bunch of hungover marines slowly tear-gassing the old church ladies in Florida summer heat.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

When I fart I apologize lmao.

by Jadyn65 1 month ago

I do this. Usually I get confused looks until the delayed fuse kicks in and someone gags lol.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

what difference does it make? why would i want to bring more attention to the foul smelling gas that came out of my body?

by Fuzzy_Grapefruit_207 1 month ago

So we can all judge you

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I will laugh. Every time. There is no hiding it. It triggers my inner 10 year old.

by Enos00 1 month ago

The best thing to say when you fart is, "He who smelt it, dealt it." Preemptively accusing someone of something everyone knows you did is confusing enough that no one will be thinking about your fart. You have to say it like a mild threat. Challenge someone to come forward and say something, thereby identifying themselves as the actual farter.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I'm 43 and I've never admitted to a fart in my life, never will

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I prefer not to discuss it. Why does it have to be a thing? It happens to everyone.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

but mine smell like minty roses....💐🌷

by Imaginary-Knee 1 month ago

Proof or it isn't true

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Can you come have a word with my dog? That would be great thanks.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

My wife knows I claim mine....though usually the childish giggling is a dead giveaway.

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Should you say something every time you do something embarrassing in public too?

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I was in the commissary after a long night of drinking German beer. I crop dusted an aisle and just as I turned the corner a lady and her three kids walked into it. One of the kids yet"MOM! Don't do that here!"

by Sensitive_Golf9472 1 month ago

My mom used to get pissed at my little brother for doing this 💀

by jarvis35 1 month ago

I have a friend who reckons that it's rude to fart in public, ever. He's like the exact opposite of OP.

by ZealousidealSwing 1 month ago

He must have crazy strong glutes from holding it in all the time

by Anonymous 1 month ago

Kegels for the socially anxious.

by ZealousidealSwing 1 month ago

When I fart, I usually say "Eww, who farted?", or blame it on someone else 🤷 "Nice!"

by Anonymous 1 month ago

The only time I don't say anything is if I have a fart I can't hold in and I'm in a meeting

by Anonymous 1 month ago

I saw does it smell like weed in here?

by Anonymous 1 month ago