+21 A crocodile has a massive advantage over a lion in deep water, but the lion wins on dry land. Therefore, there must exist a depth of water that makes it an even fight. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 months ago

I like this one. And I think you could go even further, there should be a level of water for each aquatic animal vs. terrestrial animal fight that makes it an even one. I wonder what it'd be for shark vs. human.

by Anonymous 3 months ago

When i lived in Cuba there were stories of people getting snatched by tiger sharks in like 3 feet of water, dont know how accurate that is, lots of stories about them being caught and you would find their stomachs full of cans,knives, human parts etc. I was young and dont know enough about them to say if any of this is accurate, but they were the thing i feared the most when swimming in the sea. In my mind these sharks would just attack anything in sight.

by runolfsdottirem 3 months ago

I'm guessing it's right around the point where the shark can breathe without dying.

by candelarioyost 3 months ago

I feel like up to the hip. Arms for human to punch. Probably just enough for a shark to swim and attack

by Anonymous 3 months ago

Are you sure the lion wins on dry land?

by Anonymous 3 months ago

There was that one lion who got taken out by a school of tuna. The built breathing apparatus' out of kelp. Figured out where he lived.

by Anonymous 3 months ago

Aggressively hunted him and his kind, if I remember correctly

by Anonymous 3 months ago

Got the taste for lion and decided they liked it.

by Anonymous 3 months ago

I'm a peacock man you gotta let me fly

by SinkMaster712 3 months ago

I think it might, or at least it can run away faster than a crocodile could chase (although crocs are faster than most people think).

by Great-Preference 3 months ago

And also faster than most people (unless you are Usain Bolt maybe).

by Anonymous 3 months ago

A Jaguar even wins in water. They hunt crocodiles.

by Anonymous 3 months ago

Does the lion win on dry land? Crocodiles are intense.

by Anonymous 3 months ago

I'm guessing it can sometimes, but it ain't exactly a wash. Tigers kill their native crocodiles, that are smaller than Niles, for food sometimes.

by Anonymous 3 months ago

And a tiger would wreck a lion 9 out of 10 times

by Competitive-Salt 3 months ago

They're so cute though!!

by Anonymous 3 months ago

You could definitely bet on either side

by Sigurdziemann 3 months ago

Whoever wins the cycle race will win the triathlon

by Anonymous 3 months ago

Intermediate Value Theroem

by Anonymous 3 months ago

Years ago I read a novel called Bear v. shark by Chris Bachelder. This is kind of what happens. It's a blood sport that everyone is obsessed with, and takes place in a shallow swimming pool. This book also taught me what an SUV is. Every time I hear SUV, I think of Bear v. Shark.

by Anonymous 3 months ago

I'm not even sure the lion consistently wins on land

by Anonymous 3 months ago

What is the point at which a swimming moose gets beaten by an orca consistently?

by Anonymous 3 months ago

Jaguar enters the chat.

by Cali78 3 months ago

Damn nature, you scary

by Anonymous 3 months ago

Intermediate value theorem from calculus

by Anonymous 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure the crocodile wins on dry land as well.

by Anonymous 3 months ago

Only takes a few inches to be able to drown, so likely not very deep.

by Anonymous 3 months ago

Even on dry land a large crocodile would be dangerous for a lion. Those things are no joke.

by Confident-Cheek7219 3 months ago

No way a Lionel survives a actual bite from a crocodile or keeps their paw after a deathroll. Just no way.

by Specific-Initial-752 3 months ago

Sea Lion enters the chat. Hold my beer.

by Anonymous 3 months ago

I would assume the moment the crocodile can float, as the weight of the water will slow the lion down scaled to depth, while the croc will go from low effectiveness to full effectiveness in 1 step.

by Anonymous 3 months ago