A lady at my job farted the other day. She just said, Oops excuse me and it was done. But that bitch did fart.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
I do get it - I have a digestive disorder and burping is an unfortunate part of that. I do think that you should be polite if you have to burp in public, but if one escapes by accident it shouldn't be a big deal. I mean, you're not purposely belching into the crowd. So long as someone isn't just doing it to be loud and gross, it really shouldn't be an issue.
by MongooseSpiritual2 weeks ago
kind of sounds like your coping π dude have people really judged you that badly over burping?ππ
by lonnie042 weeks ago
You can also burp with your mouth closed and then release it. Sounds gross as I type it⦠but it eliminates the noise, for the sake of others, while letting you expel the gas.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Unless your burp is a bit too big for your mouth, then it explodes violently out of your mouth and nose like someone stuck a 12 inch branch up your ass
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
It's called "living on the edge"
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Burping isn't bad, burping like an inconsiderate jackass is.
by bayergeorge2 weeks ago
Tell that to my 2nd grade teacher that gave me a detention for burping π₯΄
by Alternative-Yak-83282 weeks ago
We get it OP, you like gross humor
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
nobody is really judging you as much as you think. i've never been judged for burping
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
You've never been overtly judged for burping*
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
I can't help if I burp, like most people. It comes out against my will
by eichmanndeshaun2 weeks ago
You dont have reflux or sour smelling burps then
by That_Bad2 weeks ago
Burping is a sign of appreciation for the meal consumed in some oriental cultures....you are not gross, you are just asian-minded ;)
by Prestigious-Rush2 weeks ago
as someone who burps like 50+ times per day, thank you
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