+38 A bagel is just a roll with a hole, amirite?

by Anonymous 6 hours ago

I'd agree if it was a dome or cylindrical shape but it's not. It's more like a meal biscuit with a hole in it.

by Anonymous 5 hours ago

A porous torus

by Lanky-Ad-7338 5 hours ago

Try turkish "simit" and thank me later

by Anonymous 5 hours ago

What did you just call me?

by Adadubuque 5 hours ago

A pretzel with the fun taken out of it

by Certain_Medicine2902 5 hours ago

Which is funny, because unlike a regular roll, a bagel actually can roll.

by Anonymous 5 hours ago

When iw ay in NY i tried to eat a bagel and i could not even chew or swallow it. It's really not that good if you are used to european bread.

by Anonymous 4 hours ago

Montrealer felt offended. Plus I firmly believe Montreal bagels are superior to NYCs

by Anonymous 4 hours ago