Pizza is terrible, amirite?

Well yeh, any food is gross if you don't know how to properly make it.

by Organic_Promise 1 week ago

Had some in Italy a few times, NJ, NY. I don't like it no matter how good of quality it is.

by Anonymous 6 days ago

If you are feeling terrible after eating 2-3 slices, the pieces are either huge, way too greasy than what its supposed to be, or you have a sensitivity to dairy like being lactose intolerant. Visiting the Papa Johns in Italy doesn't make it authentic.

by Organic_Promise 6 days ago

Likely a cheese thing for me I guess. Just hate eating greasy foods as it drowns out all the other flavors imo. I wish I could blame it on bad pizza chains.

by Anonymous 6 days ago

Always feel terrible after eating 2-3 slices So let me get this straight. You continuously eat something you describe as terrible?

by Anonymous 6 days ago

That's a pretty broad condemnation. There are so many types and styles of pizza, and some of it is quite light and "healthy" without sacrificing flavor. Also, how do you know what ass tastes like?

by Anonymous 6 days ago

They're wrong because I've tasted ass before, and it didn't really have a flavor.

by Anonymous 6 days ago

Some people prefer it to pizza, evidently.

by danykafadel 6 days ago

My poor roasted garlic knots

by Anonymous 6 days ago

What's your favorite food?

by edmund43 6 days ago

Sushi

by Anonymous 6 days ago

Hasn't happened to me yet, but I always have that in the back of my mind. I try to stick with higher quality sushi restaurants to mitigate the risk.

by Anonymous 6 days ago

Yeah, avoid the gas station sushi!

by edmund43 6 days ago

Sounds like you've only ever eaten bad pizza, good pizza should not taste like what you've just described. Try authentic Neopolitan-style pizza, it's way nicer than the greasy, over-cooked pizza you get from takeouts and chain places like Domino's and is healthier too.

by Anonymous 6 days ago

I've had pretty much every type of pizza under the sun since my wife loves it. I just don't like it no matter where we go.

by Anonymous 6 days ago

Have you tried pizza without cheese? Some places will do that for you. My girlfriend doesn't like pizza either because she doesn't like things with tomato sauce. I made her a pizza without tomato sauce with chicken, peppers and cheese on it, and she didn't mind it.

by Anonymous 6 days ago

I'm seriously considering if it's a cheese thing for me. Cheese is inherently greasy when cooked, and I'm just not a fan of unhealthy foods.

by Anonymous 6 days ago

Look up sfincione. If you're in the US, try tomato pie. There may be cheese but hard cheeses in less quantities, not mozzarella

by Anonymous 6 days ago

Mozzarella isn't particularly greasy when cooked, authentic Italian pizza uses just that and no other cheese. Seriously, try thin-crust pizza from an Italian pizzeria instead of an American chain and it's way less greasy and doesn't fill you up anywhere near as fast.

by Anonymous 6 days ago

I do agree on that. Thin crust is a lot more tolerable, or if I make homemade flatbread for my wife. Less surface area for it to sponge up all the grease, too.

by Anonymous 6 days ago

A pizza is essentially a flatbread with tomato sauce and cheese. If you make it yourself, you can tailor it to your taste.

by Anonymous 6 days ago

RIP my inbox already

by Anonymous 6 days ago

so.... you got bad pizza.

by Pleasant_Bonus_7504 6 days ago

I know it's a cliché, but it sounds like you're eating crap pizza, so of course it will taste like crap. It doesn't have to be particularly greasy or fatty.

by Gustavelockman 6 days ago

If eating 2-3slices make you sick maybe stick to one slice😭

by Anonymous 6 days ago

Or zero

by Anonymous 6 days ago

Huuuuuh

by Beerviva 6 days ago

I actually semi-agree. I dab a lot of the grease off when I'm eating pizza now, and when I was a teenager and it was the 'go to' for every event, so I was sick of it. Now I will say, there is a difference between Pizza Pizza and an actual Italian Pizzeria bc those pizzas are built different

by Illustrious_Virus 6 days ago

Any dishbis gonna taste bad if its cooked bad. Pizza needs fresh ingredients and should not include lots of oil (none at all for my taste but tastes differ). You can make fresh dough yourself and buy all fresh and good quality ingredients and put it in the oven and have a nice ungreasy and healthy pizza

by Anonymous 6 days ago

You're eating the wrong pizza pal

by Wintheiserderic 6 days ago

Sorry for your loss

by Anonymous 6 days ago

Pizza is definitely overrated

by Anonymous 6 days ago