Everyone holds multiple world records. amirite?

I had the world record for youngest person for a short spell.

by Anonymous 5 hours ago

Hey me too!

by CommentFinancial 4 hours ago

So did I.

by Anonymous 4 hours ago

You are the youngest person ever

by Potential-Pain2778 4 hours ago

with the way things are going, someone in the future might have that for many, many years.

by Cruickshankclin 4 hours ago

Existential dread

by Anonymous 4 hours ago

Ah yes, Baby Diego.

by Anonymous 4 hours ago

An endling, possibly

by Inevitable-Boat-4944 3 hours ago

Actually, I did.

by Anonymous 3 hours ago

I vividly remember the day that I finally beat your world record. After a long, dark, and wet 9 months, I emerged to claim victory, only to have it stolen from me 1 second later.

by ReasonableCareer3066 2 hours ago

When in the process of birth exactly are you considered born? What would a photo finish for a close contest look like?

by Anonymous 2 hours ago

Cutting of the umbilical cord maybe? Or is that just after?

by Warm-Movie 2 hours ago

Especially when I hold the Guinness book of world records

by Old_Plenty_394 2 hours ago

I had the record for the biggest penis in the Guinness book of world records. But then the librarian came over and told me to put the book back on the shelf and get out of the library.

by Anonymous 1 hour ago

You hold many world records.

by Anonymous 1 hour ago

Given the galaxy is moving and the solar system is moving around the galaxy, you are the only person that has or ever will occupy the location you are in now

by Anonymous 1 hour ago

This one messed me up.

by Anonymous 1 hour ago

Wheeeeee!

by Anonymous 48 minutes ago

Unintentional Garden State reference!

by sgorczany 20 minutes ago

Location is relative though. I'm not moving, everything else is.

by Anonymous 1 minute ago