+51 Asians just don't really play soccer, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the japanese..and the koreans? what about shaolin soccer? totally dedicated to asians.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think you mean Xiaolin Showdon. I wager my Eye of Dashi against your Sword of Tsunami!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

korea hosted one of the football world cups... so yeah, asians do play

by Anonymous 14 years ago

there's a whole asia cup! where your fact man?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol, I meant asian-americans, but whatever :3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

im pretty sure i remember you saying you played soccer, and that you were asian. that makes this post false

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Most asians. I know like one other asian that plays soccer. All the rest are "WHY DO YOU PLAY SOCCER MICHELLE? Soccer is not an asian sport! Play tennis instead."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm gonna play tennis. so maybe that makes me Asian... or something

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's because they're too busy calculating something that has to do with the soccer ball or net.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Kevjumba.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pretty sure he beat Iyaz at ping pong.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ikr, he's a boss at ping pong too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or football.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We're talking about good sports here. gtfo

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Stfu. Like soccers a good sport? All they do is run around for hours on end and the score ends up 0-0. At least in football someone scores. Bitch.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh and nice duckface in your profile pic. Bitch.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love my duckface, that's the reason it's my picture. & if football points were 1 and not 6 it wouldn't be a very high scoring game, now would it. & do you even watch sports? the only sport that plays for "hours" would be rugby. In football the blow the whistle, push someone, take a commericial break for 5 minutes. so stfu

by Anonymous 12 years ago

1. The name football makes sense for soccer; it does not for American Football - AMERICANS DON'T NEED TO MAKE SENSE, WE JUST KICK ASS! 2. Soccer shoes come in every crazy color imaginable - I thought this was a sports discussion, not project runway? 3. Cristiano Ronaldo is the ultimate villain - True, I know everybody hopes Vidal Sassoon kicks his little ass. 4. Free kicks inside of 30 yards - Nothing's free in AMERICAN football. 5. The hairstyles, seriously it’s out of control - Project runway to Top Model, what's going on with the rest of the world? 6. Uniterupted games with no commercial breaks - 1. How do you know when to take a leak? 2. 2 words, "What's UUUUUp???" 7. Dynasties last decades not years - So you know who wins all the time...that's competitive. 8. The fans are more attached to their teams - You've clearly never been to Oakland. 9. The World Cup - Super MFin Bowl! 10. The red card - OK, I'll give you that one. 11. The announcers are classy and think that a few word...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I fucking trip over my own feet. Now badminton, THAT's a sport I can play

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or drive well for that matter.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Almost every Asian-American I know plays soccer, and I know about 50.

by Anonymous 12 years ago