If birds suddenly decided it was fun to poop on humans, there wouldn't be much we could do about it. amirite?

+17 If birds suddenly decided it was fun to poop on humans, there wouldn't be much we could do about it. amirite?

by EquivalentAdvice 2 hours ago

If birds were smart enough to plan that, they'd be smart enough to know it's basically suicide. Humans kill animals for fun, imagine if we had a reason.

by Anonymous 2 hours ago

I mean.. We've had reasons before and that did not end well for the animals.. Except this one time in Australia..

by Aylazieme 1 hour ago

But what about the other time in china?

by Life_Win 1 hour ago

When did china lose to animals?

by Aylazieme 1 hour ago

They killed a ton of sparrows thinking they are eating the crop. Turns out they were eating the insects that were eating the crops. No birds meant a huge increase in insect population leading to a famine that killed millions of people. It happened around 1960

by Anonymous 59 minutes ago

Yep, they literally brought a plague of locusts upon themselves

by Anonymous 52 minutes ago

One could argue that a great famine caused by mass extermination of pigeons could count as a bird victory.

by lockmanaliyah 25 minutes ago