+76 The surest sign that you can't trust someone is them telling you that you can trust them. amirite?

by Anonymous 10 hours ago

Gonna start using this phrase but with different foods now. The world's my carnitas taco platter. The world's my miso ramen.

by Anonymous 10 hours ago

And people who call you friend aren't friendly.

by wolfkeshawn 10 hours ago

Hey buddy, I'm not your dad. Wait, I got that wrong.

by Background_Bell 10 hours ago

This seems to be true of most concepts like this. The least cool people are the ones that talk about how cool they (and often their family and/or SO) are.

by Anonymous 9 hours ago

Also true.

by Anonymous 9 hours ago

Yeah that's true for most things people who keep telling you their Christians are not Christians, they're basically trying to convince themselves not you.

by Creative_Bar6228 8 hours ago