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Get rid of "Fast Lines" at amusement parks. amirite?
by Anonymous5 days ago
As if Disney cares about equality π
by Anonymous5 days ago
Never have and people are intentionally delusional to think that they do
by christiansenerv5 days ago
The existence of Club 33 says it all.
by dale755 days ago
Fast pass was a pain in the ass. You had book a time before hand so you had to strategize where you were going how long it would take, where in the park it was, and you still waited forever in line.
by carlottahilpert5 days ago
It was a better option than not having it.
by Anonymous5 days ago
I described the Disney fast pass as the "socialist" variety and the Universal one as the "capitalist" version. Everyone at Disney gets fast pass, but it's rationed. At Universal, those who pay more get privileges over those who don't.
by presley515 days ago
Ugh - it is hard, tho cuz you do not want to turn them into money chasers for life either. Those billionaires are so miserable - despite having every resource available at a moment's notice to them - they still go around trying to kill millions around the world for more. Hoarding is a terrible mental illness.
by Kubjohnpaul5 days ago
Showing them an example of economic quality would only turn children into "money chasers" when combined with bad parenting. Plus, you speak like you actually know billionaires, which I doubt.
by Anonymous5 days ago
Controversial, but I work at Disneyland and fully agree. The lines moved so much faster in the days just after COVID when Fastpass lines/Lightning Lanes did not exist.
by Anonymous5 days ago
There were also way fewer people at the park
by Qrolfson5 days ago
Learning life lessons early
by Holiday_Wafer_31165 days ago
Nothing says equality like a big ass fancy castle sitting next to a rundown haunted house..
by Anonymous5 days ago
Where did you get the idea that a multi-billion dollar corporation has equality as a its core value?
by BreadRoutine4 days ago
Disney couldn't care less about equality. Where did you even get that. As someone who uses the fast pass... no. I'm not standing in line for 1 or 2 hours. More money = more comfort. That's the truth everywhere. That's why business and economy class exist, or regular and fast lanes.
by Jenniezemlak4 days ago
See if no one used fast pass it wouldn't be like 1-2 hours
by annie674 days ago
Third one shouldn't be the case though
by Anonymous4 days ago
That's the way of the world, and nothing can be done to change that
by Anonymous4 days ago
i am morally obligated to point you toward the Defunctland documentary on fast passes
by idarice4 days ago
No, I'll pay extra and watch you sweat standing on line for two hours for a 5 minute ride. I might even wave.
by Anonymous4 days ago
Some people will gladly pay to buy themselves a better experience and a shorter wait. Disney is a corporation that would like their money. Since Disney is not going to give up that revenue without an alternate source, the alternative would be higher prices all around. The higher price point would push some attendees out of the experience entirely and the wait times would fall for the rest who remain.
by Anonymous4 days ago
Sounds like someone just learned that all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
by HotNeedleworker4 days ago
Disney has absolutely never cared about class equality
by Anonymous4 days ago
What? More money does indeed equal more comfort, more ease, etcetera. That's just how life works. I do somewhat agree that it's a pain in the ass to actually use and you'll often still wait in line for a long time. I've been to Disneyland only once, theirs is particularly awful. But places like Six Flags? I've found it best to go when it's extremely dead, like once during the summer after a particularly hard downpour of rain. No one was there, there were zero lines and I rode everything :)
by Anonymous4 days ago
In what world do we think Disney cares about equality?
by gillian394 days ago
"One of the core vaults at Disney is equality." ππππππ Seriously π€¦π»ββοΈ
by Ok_Wrongdoer4 days ago
I know rich people that won't pay for the fast passes and people living paycheque to paycheque paying for it. I get what you're saying but it doesn't always mean they are rich or they aren't poor. But yeah. Waiting two hours in line is insane.
by Sure-Boysenberry-6664 days ago
My brother in Christβ¦./Bless your soul.
by Anonymous4 days ago
Dollywood does it too. I expected better out of Dolly.
by Maximusgleason4 days ago
The fast pass system has only made lines worse. This is not a matter of opinion.
by Anonymous4 days ago
This is aggressively not an unpopular opinion.
by Plus_Milk_9784 days ago
Even though I can afford to- I refuse to buy fastlane passes on principle. The last fair I went to- barely anyone had a fast pass- probably due to the extra expense and not a lot of people have extra cash to throw away, but I also think many parents don't agree with them either. My kids can stand in line and get a nice tan just like everyone else
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