Get rid of "Fast Lines" at amusement parks. amirite?

As if Disney cares about equality 😂

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Never have and people are intentionally delusional to think that they do

by christiansenerv 5 days ago

The existence of Club 33 says it all.

by dale75 5 days ago

Fast pass was a pain in the ass. You had book a time before hand so you had to strategize where you were going how long it would take, where in the park it was, and you still waited forever in line.

by carlottahilpert 5 days ago

It was a better option than not having it.

by Anonymous 5 days ago

I described the Disney fast pass as the "socialist" variety and the Universal one as the "capitalist" version. Everyone at Disney gets fast pass, but it's rationed. At Universal, those who pay more get privileges over those who don't.

by presley51 5 days ago

Ugh - it is hard, tho cuz you do not want to turn them into money chasers for life either. Those billionaires are so miserable - despite having every resource available at a moment's notice to them - they still go around trying to kill millions around the world for more. Hoarding is a terrible mental illness.

by Kubjohnpaul 5 days ago

Showing them an example of economic quality would only turn children into "money chasers" when combined with bad parenting. Plus, you speak like you actually know billionaires, which I doubt.

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Controversial, but I work at Disneyland and fully agree. The lines moved so much faster in the days just after COVID when Fastpass lines/Lightning Lanes did not exist.

by Anonymous 5 days ago

There were also way fewer people at the park

by Qrolfson 5 days ago

Learning life lessons early

by Holiday_Wafer_3116 5 days ago

Nothing says equality like a big ass fancy castle sitting next to a rundown haunted house..

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Where did you get the idea that a multi-billion dollar corporation has equality as a its core value?

by BreadRoutine 4 days ago

Disney couldn't care less about equality. Where did you even get that. As someone who uses the fast pass... no. I'm not standing in line for 1 or 2 hours. More money = more comfort. That's the truth everywhere. That's why business and economy class exist, or regular and fast lanes.

by Jenniezemlak 4 days ago

See if no one used fast pass it wouldn't be like 1-2 hours

by annie67 4 days ago

Third one shouldn't be the case though

by Anonymous 4 days ago

That's the way of the world, and nothing can be done to change that

by Anonymous 4 days ago

i am morally obligated to point you toward the Defunctland documentary on fast passes

by idarice 4 days ago

No, I'll pay extra and watch you sweat standing on line for two hours for a 5 minute ride. I might even wave.

by Anonymous 4 days ago

Some people will gladly pay to buy themselves a better experience and a shorter wait. Disney is a corporation that would like their money. Since Disney is not going to give up that revenue without an alternate source, the alternative would be higher prices all around. The higher price point would push some attendees out of the experience entirely and the wait times would fall for the rest who remain.

by Anonymous 4 days ago

Sounds like someone just learned that all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

by HotNeedleworker 4 days ago

Disney has absolutely never cared about class equality

by Anonymous 4 days ago

What? More money does indeed equal more comfort, more ease, etcetera. That's just how life works. I do somewhat agree that it's a pain in the ass to actually use and you'll often still wait in line for a long time. I've been to Disneyland only once, theirs is particularly awful. But places like Six Flags? I've found it best to go when it's extremely dead, like once during the summer after a particularly hard downpour of rain. No one was there, there were zero lines and I rode everything :)

by Anonymous 4 days ago

In what world do we think Disney cares about equality?

by gillian39 4 days ago

"One of the core vaults at Disney is equality." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Seriously 🤦🏻‍♂️

by Ok_Wrongdoer 4 days ago

I know rich people that won't pay for the fast passes and people living paycheque to paycheque paying for it. I get what you're saying but it doesn't always mean they are rich or they aren't poor. But yeah. Waiting two hours in line is insane.

by Sure-Boysenberry-666 4 days ago

My brother in Christ…./Bless your soul.

by Anonymous 4 days ago

Dollywood does it too. I expected better out of Dolly.

by Maximusgleason 4 days ago

The fast pass system has only made lines worse. This is not a matter of opinion.

by Anonymous 4 days ago

This is aggressively not an unpopular opinion.

by Plus_Milk_978 4 days ago

Even though I can afford to- I refuse to buy fastlane passes on principle. The last fair I went to- barely anyone had a fast pass- probably due to the extra expense and not a lot of people have extra cash to throw away, but I also think many parents don't agree with them either. My kids can stand in line and get a nice tan just like everyone else

by Dhowe 4 days ago

And the disability line.

by carlottahilpert 4 days ago

Abolish the ADA while we're at it

by Rude_Shame 4 days ago