+39 Even if we didnt have to poop it'd still feel good, amirite?

by Extreme-Position-434 9 hours ago

Is someone going to tell him?

by Happy-Doughnut 9 hours ago

If you like pooping, you're gonna love gay sex.

by Anonymous 8 hours ago

Ye but sometimes I like supplying my own pleasure.

by Extreme-Position-434 8 hours ago

A dildo is not the same as a dick

by Anonymous 8 hours ago

"a dick is not the same as a turd"

by Anonymous 8 hours ago

what does gay sex feel like? asking for a friend

by Anonymous 7 hours ago

A worthy mention is pooping shouldn't take more then 12 seconds

by Eloiseshanahan 7 hours ago

yep

by Keira91 7 hours ago

I mean if you need the alone time that much, you could just go to the bathroom and sit there.

by AutomaticCap6534 7 hours ago

I also like popping too, especially when I'm naked and my feet are elevated. Ah…sometimes I poop in the dark

by Ladariusgleichn 6 hours ago

Constipation. Noooooo

by Anonymous 6 hours ago

Constipation is the cock tease of the poop extended universe

by Extreme-Position-434 6 hours ago

It feels good that i no longer have to poop, but the act itself doesn't feel good.

by Anonymous 6 hours ago

Good lord it's a bad day to be literate

by PotentialWriting 6 hours ago

Sorry can't be literate too busy pooping for 3 hours a day screaming into the abyss.

by Extreme-Position-434 5 hours ago

Screaming into the abyss… more like screaming with bliss?

by Marcowiza 5 hours ago