+43 Even if we didnt have to poop it'd still feel good, amirite?

by Extreme-Position-434 5 days ago

Is someone going to tell him?

by Happy-Doughnut 5 days ago

If you like pooping, you're gonna love gay sex.

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Ye but sometimes I like supplying my own pleasure.

by Extreme-Position-434 5 days ago

A dildo is not the same as a dick

by Anonymous 5 days ago

"a dick is not the same as a turd"

by Anonymous 5 days ago

what does gay sex feel like? asking for a friend

by Anonymous 5 days ago

A worthy mention is pooping shouldn't take more then 12 seconds

by Eloiseshanahan 5 days ago

yep

by Keira91 5 days ago

I mean if you need the alone time that much, you could just go to the bathroom and sit there.

by AutomaticCap6534 5 days ago

I also like popping too, especially when I'm naked and my feet are elevated. Ah…sometimes I poop in the dark

by Ladariusgleichn 5 days ago

Constipation. Noooooo

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Constipation is the cock tease of the poop extended universe

by Extreme-Position-434 5 days ago

It feels good that i no longer have to poop, but the act itself doesn't feel good.

by Anonymous 5 days ago

Good lord it's a bad day to be literate

by PotentialWriting 5 days ago

Sorry can't be literate too busy pooping for 3 hours a day screaming into the abyss.

by Extreme-Position-434 4 days ago

Screaming into the abyss… more like screaming with bliss?

by Marcowiza 4 days ago