+83 Peeing without washing your hands isn't that unhygienic, compared to petting, hugging a pet with washing your hands, amirite?

by Ordinary-Work 2 days ago

My dick is a lot cleaner than the tap in a public washroom.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

So turn it off with a paper towel? Typically places with no paper towels also have automatic sinks…

by Fragrant_History 2 days ago

I'd argue that dog fur is significantly more appropriate than a strangers piss in public, but that's just me 🤷🏻‍♀️

by Fragrant_History 2 days ago

It is way more appropriate than pee in public.

by CauliflowerNo3875 2 days ago

But washing your hands is not just about the germs on toilet seats. To me it is less about the germs I picked up in the last 2 minutes and more about after bathroom just being a good time to "reset". You should be washing your hands regularly. Going to the bathroom is something you do regularly. You're literally in a room with a sink. Good time to wash.

by Material-Test 2 days ago

I wash my hands after peeing because I just touched something that hundreds of filthy dudes are touching every day. No, not that, I mean my penis.

by royalpurdy 2 days ago

This is the correct and obvious answer that the OP obviously missed!

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Congratulations, you defeated the matrix. Now go on living as if you're none the wiser. They wouldn't understand.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Alright, Piss Hands Tony.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

I'd prefer to shake hands with someone who doesn't wash their hands than someone who pets dogs without washing their hands 👍

by Many_Variation 2 days ago

OP be honest,are you too lazy to wash your hands?

by Anonymous 2 days ago

You can just admit you're gross and move on

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Do... do you guys not bathe your pets?

by Anonymous 2 days ago

My pet doesn't have open sores and weeping pustules, though.

by rdach 2 days ago

but but but your dick has...

by Anonymous 2 days ago

They don't want to touch random or non-random second-hand human genitals. Most people don't when thinl about it for too long. Petting a pet is not comparable because it isn't about germs.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

I don't want your dick hands touching things I'm going to touch.

by No-Shoulder5428 2 days ago

While I can see your logic, to me the differentiator here is that you don't always have a sink and soap close at hand when you pet an animal whereas it's always an option after peeing. If I have a sink nearby I'll wash my hands after petting an animal too but it's that people are actively choosing not to wash their hands after peeing which makes it gross for me

by Anonymous 2 days ago