Leftover pizza in the morning is better than sex, amirite?

This is AI-generated based on a ragebait input, OP's account is full of this and just this.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Also not your trash can of "guys I told AI to write this for me".

by Anonymous 2 days ago

You clearly had too much pizza and not the right kind of sex in your life.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Maybe… but at least pizza never faked it with me 🍕😏

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Well I haven't had sex in 28 years but I've had plenty of cold pizza for breakfast so I'm a bit confused ..

by Anonymous 2 days ago

28 years wasted, my man. One round of pizza-after-sex and you'd understand exactly what I mean 😏🍕

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Gpt slop and username checks out

by Anonymous 2 days ago

At least GPT has updates, you're still stuck on beta version of human.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

says who, the clownbecile who outsourced his diss to gpt as well?

by Anonymous 2 days ago

I would agree if you add that it is re-heated on the pan with a bit of olive oil

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Absolutely 💯🤤

by Anonymous 2 days ago

how is this unpopular

by Inevitable_Driver_10 2 days ago

Bro, quit fooling around and go to sleep. No way this is your real opinion.

by Rude_Chapter 2 days ago

Its commitment?! This is hilarious!

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Counterpoint: Pizza and sex in the morning.

by Grouchy_Swimming 2 days ago

That's my guy ♥️

by Anonymous 2 days ago

No, no it's not, but it is really good.

by fadelleola 2 days ago

what about sex with pizza

by ExplanationCrafty134 2 days ago

Careful… one wrong move and you'll be explaining marinara stains to a doctor.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Cold pizza??? You must have a terrible sex life.

by Serious-Sundae7033 2 days ago

Wendell?

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Your girl must've been a dead fish in the sack

by Anonymous 2 days ago

One of two two things here. You are doing sex wrong. I am doing pizza wrong.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Honestly I admire how passionate you are about this. You don't even reheat it and you're busting balls over it.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Bro, I don't reheat pizza because true love doesn't need to be warmed up again. 🤣

by Anonymous 2 days ago