+69 If cars had legs instead of wheels, people would have to change shoes instead of tires. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 days ago

sauce

by Anonymous 2 days ago

I don't even know what to say to say to you. If humans had wheels, we would change our tires.

by Agreeable_Abies 2 days ago

And if a girl's wheel-laces came untied she would have to tire tires!

by Anonymous 2 days ago

You're forgetting the meniscus in each leg. They act like shocks absorbing impact. Those are very expensive shocks to replace.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

They did try replacing suspension in endurance racing

by Few-Thought 2 days ago

If these were that then those would be this

by Anonymous 2 days ago

If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike

by roxanne63 2 days ago

I've changed the shoes on my car before. Drum Brakes.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

If I had access to whatever drugs you're taking, I could start my own MKUltra

by Fantastic_Room8605 2 days ago

If a horse had wheels they wouldn't get so tired

by Anonymous 2 days ago

If chicken wore pants over their legs, we'd have to unzip them to get to their eggs

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Would cars with legs where socks in their shoes or just raw dog it?

by Anonymous 2 days ago

We had foot powered cars since the stone age, but then someone started using birds on a treadmill, then PETA got involved and the whole thing got canceled till the industrial revolution.

by Ervinwilkinson 2 days ago

The Flintstones had everything figured out.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Cars do have "legs". They are called the shock absorbers, big springs that make sure your car doesn't meet the road when you hit a bump.

by Few-Foundation 2 days ago