+80 The toilet seat and lid should always be down when not in use. amirite?

by Alarmed_Yesterday 2 days ago

Not everyone likes surprises

by Anonymous 2 days ago

For me, I keep the lid closed because I have shelves above the toilet, and things have fallen off the shelf and into the toilet. So, I avoid that. Also, the fecal matter spraying doesn't really matter because it goes out the cracks when the lid is closed anyway. I feel like everybody started but never finished that episode of Myth Busters.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Fecal matter forms droplets on the underside of seat and lid while flushing.

by Mariomacejkovic 2 days ago

I assume fecal matter gets all over the toilet. That's why I clean it once a week lol

by Anonymous 2 days ago

I flushed the toilet and got hit in the face with toilet water. That's just enough of a reason for me. One day it'll be the eye. The mouth. The nose. I'm good.

by bert12 2 days ago

Also becouse of cats. My aunts cat almost drowned in a toiletbowl.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

I must know this story! I have cats but mine just like to drink out of the toilet bowl if I leave it up.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Next you'll tell people they should use a bidet

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Hey, not so fast. First washing hands, with soap for the most adventurous of us

by Anonymous 2 days ago

You and my mum would be great friends.

by Bernadette87 2 days ago

I began doing this as malicious compliance, but not it is second nature to me. My now ex-wife would complain that I left the seat up, so I'd put the seat and lid down so she would still have to lift the lid. Now I feel gross if I don't put the lid down. Just to clarify, the toilet seat was a drop in a very large bucket of marital problems.

by carloshyatt 2 days ago