+80 Crushing your pack of ramen and cutting pasta is so much better for eating, amirite?

by Forrest42 2 days ago

I'm concerned you may not know how to properly use utensils.

by Upstairs_Media 2 days ago

Just eat penne or something like that

by Anonymous 2 days ago

I agree that crushed noodles are better. But why on earth would you cut pasta? Who the f slurps it? They are relatively small pieces, everyone over the age of 3 should be able to put them in their mouth whole... The only pasta that's bigger is spaghetti specifically, but even there it can be avoided if you know how to eat it. So, if you slurp while eating spaghetti, it's a skill issue.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

people dont crush their ramen? in jail/prison you take the pack and throw it against the floor a few times

by Anonymous 2 days ago

I think that's just a western thing. In Korea they don't crush their ramen unless it's a child eating it dry like a bag of chips (which is a thing).

by Queenmraz 2 days ago

I sometimes eat ramen dry aswell,its a good snack

by Forrest42 2 days ago

Literally most rational thinking adults do this.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Brokeeeyyy

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Are you a toddler?

by Tiny_Whole 2 days ago

Same. I still get criticized for turning ramen into mash though.

by elsa25 2 days ago

Some people never got past the alphabet soup phase.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

I want my noods as long as possible.

by Green_Nobody 2 days ago

thats what she said

by Shannafahey 2 days ago

What? The whole point of noodles is that they're long. If you don't like it then eat Spaghetti-Os or something.

by Ziemannlafayett 2 days ago

Why not mix your food in a blender and eating it all with a spoon? Or a straw

by Entire-Orange5325 2 days ago