+13 Given enough time, a cow in the wild could produce cheese without human intervention. amirite?

by Frederik40 3 hours ago

How exactly would that happen? Are you saying that it would eventually form in the cow, or that cows, if left alone long enough, would gain the mental capacity (and opposable thumbs) necessary to manufacture milk?

by shanie12 3 hours ago

Im saying a small amount of milk would get dropped from the cow as it was suckling its young, which would then coagulate and "cheesify" through various weather conditions. As the cow is the main driving component behind this, I consider the cow to be the cheesemaker

by Frederik40 3 hours ago

Milk left on its own doesn't just become cheese as it rots. There's a whole process involved. Without those specific conditions it just decomposes like regular organic material. But you used the word "could" in the title, not "would", so I must admit that it is technically possible for the stars to align at least minimally enough to qualify.

by grahamherta 2 hours ago

If you're lucky, it turns into yogurt on its way out

by Puzzled-Top2654 2 hours ago

I hear on a nice -40 night in Canada you can hear the folks out drinking FroYo straight from the tap.

by Anonymous 2 hours ago

It might be an infinite cows can produce the cheese of Shakespeare sort of thing

by Cautious_Insect_6245 1 hour ago

That sounds pretty poetic if we're being honest.

by Anonymous 1 hour ago

"Given enough time" is a powerful phrase; with enough time( infinite), anything can happen in the universe.

by claudiakub 1 hour ago

Cheesify.

by Anonymous 47 minutes ago

Various weather conditions

by Cautious_Insect_6245 19 minutes ago

Suckling

by rosella19 8 minutes ago