Not many people have ever actually searched for a needle in a haystack. amirite?

Tried looking for a stalk of wheat in a stack of needles. 0/10 would not recommend.

by No-Policy3291 7 hours ago

needle pit

by quigleyjohnatho 7 hours ago

wouldn't that be easy? be smart and don't use bare hands

by MountainHefty7473 7 hours ago

MRI Then?

by No-Policy3291 6 hours ago

You use a magnet. That's how you find a needle in a haystack.

by Realistic-Fuel-7476 6 hours ago

Burn it all. Put the ash in a magnetic centrifuge. Spin and wash away ash. One needle left clinging to the wall.

by Anonymous 6 hours ago

Or a sieve. Hay is thicc af.

by Anonymous 6 hours ago

Toss the hay in water. The hay will float while the needle sinks

by Anonymous 6 hours ago

Unless it's one of those fancy bone needles.

by Connordurgan 5 hours ago

Portable X-ray machine would be way better.

by Anonymous 5 hours ago

Well yeah, that would be like searching for... um...

by Williskilback 5 hours ago

Mythbusters did it.

by Anonymous 5 hours ago

Those guys are like the Simpsons in how much they've done

by Top-Tale1925 4 hours ago

Yes, this is how hyperbolic metaphors work. You wouldnt do it if you had a choice but can still imagine yourself noping out if you had to

by Anonymous 4 hours ago

It's actually a pretty common game at festivals in rural areas

by Ok_Remove 4 hours ago

TIL what a metaphor is, where would I be without you?

by Top-Tale1925 4 hours ago

I hope it would still be the 9th letter of the alphabet

by Anonymous 4 hours ago

I'm not very good at maths

by Top-Tale1925 3 hours ago

Yeah but I lose my phone in bed sheets daily, so close enough.

by Anonymous 3 hours ago

Similar to me and my firestick remote

by Top-Tale1925 3 hours ago

I think the problem isn't the unavailability of the needle for future use, but that the animal which will be fed on the hay will digest the needle.

by Financial-Manner-159 2 hours ago

There are large needles used for sewing burlap sacks and other bags used in farming, and it's not a stretch to believe someone could have lost one of these in a haystack since they're things that exist in the same space.

by Anonymous 2 hours ago

That's one then, maybe 10

by Top-Tale1925 2 hours ago

It was a task on a recent season of Amazing Race. One team was fairly haphazard in their approach, causing them to lose. Although, technically I think it was a ribbon. Same concept though

by Anonymous 2 hours ago

How often do you wish you were still out backpacking in random countries? I bet it's a lot

by Top-Tale1925 2 hours ago

Or a small piece of hay in a massive stackful of needles.

by Anonymous 1 hour ago

Would it be tasteless to say an addict farmer might have?

by Anonymous 1 hour ago

Not tasteless. I can imagine a junkie hiding his stash in a haystack

by Top-Tale1925 1 hour ago

I mean, I have. Pretty common game for kids at fairs and farm festivals

by Anonymous 1 hour ago

Unless you played in Leagues in OSRS last year :p

by Anonymous 35 minutes ago

Spend 48 manually renaming the extension of chkdisk 80000 files to try and save as much as possible of them cause we had no tools to classify them back then

by Raymundo33 26 minutes ago