+13 Unless a celebrity gets really old, they didn't die, amirite?

by Low-Bench-2330 2 hours ago

Yes they all ran away to the land of rainbows and gumdrops and are all probably frolicking in the fields together as I type this too

by Anonymous 2 hours ago

I hear that's where my dad and my childhood dog ran away to, too.

by Tricky-Description 2 hours ago

A farm upstate

by Anonymous 1 hour ago

Yeah they went to live on that farm up the road bud

by Anonymous 1 hour ago

What about the suicides? Are Robin Williams and Anthony Bourdain still out there somewhere, but tormented the world by pretending to kill themselves. Jesus Christ.

by Anonymous 1 hour ago

Do you leave out cookies and milk for Santy Claus every Christmas eve too bud?

by edaebert 1 hour ago

Whatever lets you sleep at night bro

by Anonymous 43 minutes ago

I am VERY certain people would've found Michael Jackson by now

by EmbarrassedPeak4948 19 minutes ago