+24 Every time someone farts while walking, the force of the fart saves their legs and infinitesimal bit of energy. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 hours ago

technically, every single thing that ever happens contributes to the eventual heat death of the universe. So that fart just brought us one step closer to the end of the world

by brendaswift 3 hours ago

I need to set up a lot of chairs.

by Anonymous 3 hours ago

Next time you hear someone fart while walking, just know they're secretly saving up for leg day! It's like a personal wind turbine!

by fritschrosendo 2 hours ago

you're forgetting the extra energy spent squeezing the gas out

by Anonymous 2 hours ago