A Beer on the Toilet is the Best Way to Enjoy an Ice Cold Beer. amirite?

I don't mean to make a case of me knocking it before I've tried it... but something something smell connects to taste something something?

by PuzzleheadedLynx 2 days ago

In all fairness, alcohol in beer is just yeast excrement anyway.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

:brains:

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Yyuuuuuup!

by Anonymous 2 days ago

What's wrong with chugging a beer?

by AdventurousText685 2 days ago

On or off the toilet? Chugging seems like a tangent. But for me, couch is more comfortable than toilet to enjoy a beer. My chugging days are likely done, but standing is better for that.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Standing is good for butt chugging

by tyracorkery 2 days ago

Factual

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Nah, I don't need a beer that bad

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Username does not check out?

by Key-Lifeguard-6556 2 days ago

If you check hard enough

by Anonymous 2 days ago

It checks out since if he drank them his hands wouldnt be full with beers

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Call it a heinie

by PuzzleheadedLynx 2 days ago

You should probably get off the toilet after a week

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Touché

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Lmfao

by Anonymous 2 days ago

You want hemorrhoids? Because that's how you get hemorrhoids.

by Pristine_Priority 2 days ago

Lanaaaaaaa!

by Anonymous 2 days ago

I used to vape from my nose after my wisdom teeth surgery. I do occasionally hit 4 carts/ vapes together but never from nose

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Just wait. Please.

by Muhammadrodrigu 2 days ago

Very unpopular, I would like to disagree on the fact that you are getting 100000% more fecal matter in your beer this way, though.

by dnitzsche 2 days ago

Call me crazy, but I still prefer an ice cold beer while, I don't know, sitting on my deck in the evening next to the fire pit listening to the crickets chirping.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Now imagine a throne and no pants. Pristine!

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Fill the bowl with ice and a six pack, you can spend the afternoon.

by Fun_Marionberry 2 days ago

Dude youre onto the something. Fill it in the back tank!

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Tell me you're an alcoholic without telling me you're an alcoholic. How is this any different than a person with an eating addiction trying to pretend that toilet nachos are a cool thing?

by Annabelcrist 2 days ago

Yasss! Thankyou !

by Anonymous 2 days ago

❤️🧡💛💚

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Not gonna lie, I've probably done it but don't remember. So that pretty much tells the story.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

You know that sitting on toilet for longer than 5 mins is bad for you?

by Common_Ball_444 2 days ago

I've taken toilet bong hits, I suppose I can't judge

by One_Comparison 2 days ago

I enjoy a good toilet beer

by Darrelllynch 2 days ago

A man of culture

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Give ite try buddy!

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Sounds like an alcoholic take, more than anything

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Peak alcoholism

by Anonymous 2 days ago

False. The best way to enjoy an ice cold beer is on a pool floaty, while floating on a deserted mountain lake.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

While pooping?

by Anonymous 2 days ago

You need more fibre.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Im about to do this right now, and I will give you my honest review.

by Chesley91 2 days ago

Oh god.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

I have evidenced my experiment, and I can officially say that it's a solid 6/7 out of ten. Pissing whilst drinking was lovely, but doing anything else seems like it'd be horrific. Tldr I can see why it's an upopular opinion, but I did this a lot during uni at house parties, so I know it can be better.

by Chesley91 2 days ago

You are not getting enough fiber if you're having to bring a beverage to take a dump.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Man I'm reading this sat on the toilet and it doesn't sound like a bad idea.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

While also eating a hot dog.

by Tasty-Albatross 2 days ago

Bukowski is that you?

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Just more proof straight men with do anything to have their ass stretched that's not "gay." "What are your plans tonight?" "Oh, well, I'm going to sit on the toilet ground hogging a turd while drinking a cold one. Go sports!"

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Just use a waterproof beer cozy

by Anonymous 2 days ago

How long are u sat on the toilet drinking the beer ?

by Correct_Island_2793 2 days ago

I been hiding in the back tank for years for this purpose! Jk lol you're awesome for this

by Any-Opportunity 2 days ago

I feel the same about a cigarette. Toilet cigarette in the morning is 💯

by Brown08 2 days ago

Hitting a joint when no one's around and you don't have to talk to anyone is the best time to hit a joint

by Brodyconnelly 2 days ago

Dammit guess i cant knock it til i try lmao....

by Ok-Mycologist-8107 2 days ago

I'm an alcoholic and yeah this is, this is something I used to do.

by GiftNo 2 days ago

Roomie mistake. You want a bathtub beer. Have a soak and a pint.

by Cute-Pen362 2 days ago

If you have time to sip a beer that's way too long to need to sit on the toilet. Eat more fiber. Maybe see a doctor?

by Anonymous 2 days ago

You've never heard about a "Duschbier"

by gerholdtod 2 days ago

Cigarette too after. Those 2 will get the bowels really moving.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

I disagree 100% BUT I do enjoy a nice doobie when taking a dump

by davisautumn 2 days ago

Wrong, pool bets are the best

by Amyaswift 2 days ago

Nothing like dookie particles in my beer to give it that nice tang!

by Anonymous 2 days ago

With cigarettes

by Anonymous 2 days ago

are you by any chance in a frat?

by Anonymous 2 days ago

34 married with 4 bathrooms in my house to choose from. Very different atmosphere in each. Basement is like my dive bathroom equipped with PBR and upstairs we get a little more bougie with white claws in stock.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Which would you say is the Irish Pub of the 4 choices?

by Pfannerstillnya 2 days ago

Oooooooh.

by Anonymous 2 days ago

But poop beers?

by Anonymous 2 days ago

Sounds weird

by Anonymous 2 days ago

No

by Few_One_836 1 day ago

I drink alone, With nobody else, I drink alone, yeah, With nobody else, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself

by Anonymous 1 day ago