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A Beer on the Toilet is the Best Way to Enjoy an Ice Cold Beer. amirite?
by Anonymous2 days ago
I don't mean to make a case of me knocking it before I've tried it... but something something smell connects to taste something something?
by PuzzleheadedLynx2 days ago
In all fairness, alcohol in beer is just yeast excrement anyway.
by Anonymous2 days ago
:brains:
by Anonymous2 days ago
Yyuuuuuup!
by Anonymous2 days ago
What's wrong with chugging a beer?
by AdventurousText6852 days ago
On or off the toilet? Chugging seems like a tangent. But for me, couch is more comfortable than toilet to enjoy a beer. My chugging days are likely done, but standing is better for that.
by Anonymous2 days ago
Standing is good for butt chugging
by tyracorkery2 days ago
Factual
by Anonymous2 days ago
Nah, I don't need a beer that bad
by Anonymous2 days ago
Username does not check out?
by Key-Lifeguard-65562 days ago
If you check hard enough
by Anonymous2 days ago
It checks out since if he drank them his hands wouldnt be full with beers
by Anonymous2 days ago
Call it a heinie
by PuzzleheadedLynx2 days ago
You should probably get off the toilet after a week
by Anonymous2 days ago
Touché
by Anonymous2 days ago
Lmfao
by Anonymous2 days ago
You want hemorrhoids? Because that's how you get hemorrhoids.
by Pristine_Priority2 days ago
Lanaaaaaaa!
by Anonymous2 days ago
I used to vape from my nose after my wisdom teeth surgery. I do occasionally hit 4 carts/ vapes together but never from nose
by Anonymous2 days ago
Just wait. Please.
by Muhammadrodrigu2 days ago
Very unpopular, I would like to disagree on the fact that you are getting 100000% more fecal matter in your beer this way, though.
by dnitzsche2 days ago
Call me crazy, but I still prefer an ice cold beer while, I don't know, sitting on my deck in the evening next to the fire pit listening to the crickets chirping.
by Anonymous2 days ago
Now imagine a throne and no pants. Pristine!
by Anonymous2 days ago
Fill the bowl with ice and a six pack, you can spend the afternoon.
by Fun_Marionberry2 days ago
Dude youre onto the something. Fill it in the back tank!
by Anonymous2 days ago
Tell me you're an alcoholic without telling me you're an alcoholic. How is this any different than a person with an eating addiction trying to pretend that toilet nachos are a cool thing?
by Annabelcrist2 days ago
Yasss! Thankyou !
by Anonymous2 days ago
❤️🧡💛💚
by Anonymous2 days ago
Not gonna lie, I've probably done it but don't remember. So that pretty much tells the story.
by Anonymous2 days ago
You know that sitting on toilet for longer than 5 mins is bad for you?
by Common_Ball_4442 days ago
I've taken toilet bong hits, I suppose I can't judge
by One_Comparison2 days ago
I enjoy a good toilet beer
by Darrelllynch2 days ago
A man of culture
by Anonymous2 days ago
Give ite try buddy!
by Anonymous2 days ago
Sounds like an alcoholic take, more than anything
by Anonymous2 days ago
Peak alcoholism
by Anonymous2 days ago
False. The best way to enjoy an ice cold beer is on a pool floaty, while floating on a deserted mountain lake.
by Anonymous2 days ago
While pooping?
by Anonymous2 days ago
You need more fibre.
by Anonymous2 days ago
Im about to do this right now, and I will give you my honest review.
by Chesley912 days ago
Oh god.
by Anonymous2 days ago
I have evidenced my experiment, and I can officially say that it's a solid 6/7 out of ten. Pissing whilst drinking was lovely, but doing anything else seems like it'd be horrific. Tldr I can see why it's an upopular opinion, but I did this a lot during uni at house parties, so I know it can be better.
by Chesley912 days ago
You are not getting enough fiber if you're having to bring a beverage to take a dump.
by Anonymous2 days ago
Man I'm reading this sat on the toilet and it doesn't sound like a bad idea.
by Anonymous2 days ago
While also eating a hot dog.
by Tasty-Albatross2 days ago
Bukowski is that you?
by Anonymous2 days ago
Just more proof straight men with do anything to have their ass stretched that's not "gay." "What are your plans tonight?" "Oh, well, I'm going to sit on the toilet ground hogging a turd while drinking a cold one. Go sports!"
by Anonymous2 days ago
Just use a waterproof beer cozy
by Anonymous2 days ago
How long are u sat on the toilet drinking the beer ?
by Correct_Island_27932 days ago
I been hiding in the back tank for years for this purpose! Jk lol you're awesome for this
by Any-Opportunity2 days ago
I feel the same about a cigarette. Toilet cigarette in the morning is 💯
by Brown082 days ago
Hitting a joint when no one's around and you don't have to talk to anyone is the best time to hit a joint
by Brodyconnelly2 days ago
Dammit guess i cant knock it til i try lmao....
by Ok-Mycologist-81072 days ago
I'm an alcoholic and yeah this is, this is something I used to do.
by GiftNo2 days ago
Roomie mistake. You want a bathtub beer. Have a soak and a pint.
by Cute-Pen3622 days ago
If you have time to sip a beer that's way too long to need to sit on the toilet. Eat more fiber. Maybe see a doctor?
by Anonymous2 days ago
You've never heard about a "Duschbier"
by gerholdtod2 days ago
Cigarette too after. Those 2 will get the bowels really moving.
by Anonymous2 days ago
I disagree 100% BUT I do enjoy a nice doobie when taking a dump
by davisautumn2 days ago
Wrong, pool bets are the best
by Amyaswift2 days ago
Nothing like dookie particles in my beer to give it that nice tang!
by Anonymous2 days ago
With cigarettes
by Anonymous2 days ago
are you by any chance in a frat?
by Anonymous2 days ago
34 married with 4 bathrooms in my house to choose from. Very different atmosphere in each. Basement is like my dive bathroom equipped with PBR and upstairs we get a little more bougie with white claws in stock.
by Anonymous2 days ago
Which would you say is the Irish Pub of the 4 choices?
by Pfannerstillnya2 days ago
Oooooooh.
by Anonymous2 days ago
But poop beers?
by Anonymous2 days ago
Sounds weird
by Anonymous2 days ago
No
by Few_One_8361 day ago
I drink alone, With nobody else, I drink alone, yeah, With nobody else, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself
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