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Also about heart attacks+843You were born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning you break your legs, and every afternoon you break your arms. At night, you lie awake in agony until your heart attacks put you to sleep, amirite?
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Also about heart attacks+425"Heart attacks are from loving too much" LOL jk, they're from clogged arteries, fat ass. amirite?
Also about make toast+588I tried to make toast today using a lighter. It was very dangerous, next time I'll try using bread, amirite?