I never would, I know we're all attached to them, but if we eat cows, pigs and ducks, there shouldn't be much of an issue with eating cats or dogs, amirite?

You sicken me Steve, I thought you were cool, I thought it was about the music. You've changed man.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've been a changed man ever since the accident, you knew what it did to me. But I assure you it's still 'bout the music. In fact, I want to say thank you for the music, the songs I'm singing. Thanks for all the joy they're bringing. 'Cause, really, who can live without it? I ask in all honesty.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What would life be... Without a song or a dance, what are we?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or your neighbor's best friend.. We'll technically you are not supposed to eat any animal that eats something more than grass or leaves. pigs eat everything, that's why some religious parties don't eat it..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is why I bacame a vegetarian. Also because if animals start eating people as revenge they shouldn't eat me and because it makes me less likely to pick up any zombie diseases passed on by eating infected meat, but the feeling like a hypocrite for not eating cute animals was the main reason.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

#1058, I ate a velociraptor once, it was a guilty pleasure but worth it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That sounds amazing. What a delicacy. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i ate your mom.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oho, i see what you did there.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i nibble on my pup all the time

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no way! i eat my kitty all the time!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

..ok then

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm not sure I agree with eating endangered creatures like velociraptors/ my mum.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

but your mom was sooooo delicious!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Humans don't eat cats. Why? They're indispensable; they catch mice. Humans don't eat roosters. Why? They make eggs with the hens and wake everyone up in the morning." There's the answer to your question.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I miss those movies, but even still, that doesn't convince me. Most people don't use cats for mice problems, and many people eat chickens.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But it's true that a barn with a cat or two has less of a rodent problem than one without. As for the roosters, meh. We eat the younglings.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, I believe most people live in urban environments, like Toronto, for instance, where it is illegal to raise hens and grow your own eggs. Caring for an alarm clock (you know, putting batteries delicately into its backside/plugging it into an outlet, setting up the correct time, reading it bedtime stories) is cheaper and longer-lasting than raising a rooster. And, again, I, at least, don't have a rodent problem, and, even if I did, I doubt my cat would be much help seeing as he used to be afraid of my late (*tear*) hamster.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Aw, I love hamsters! T_T Anyway, yeah. I could never live in a city.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You don't need more than one rooster for the hens to lay eggs. Most of the point there from a moral standpoint, if you're into that moral stuff, is so the rooster and hen DON'T mate before the hen lays the egg. So that way, it's an egg. Not a chicken fetus. I mean some countries have a delicacy of eating a just-about-to-hatch bird directly out of the shell... But that sounds a bit crunchy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

roosters dont lay eggs

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They don't. They *make* eggs, with the hens.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This entire conversation terrifies me

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The difference is that the animals we eat are disgusting, filthy animals

by Anonymous 13 years ago